Hans you fucker, I literally just cried tears in my cup of tea you beautiful Teutonic bastard.
I don’t even have a joke, this man is a legend of the highest order. I can’t even begin to imagine what he felt when he won, or when he had the picture on stage with him
I just vomited in my mouth and swallowed it.
That animation was the worst thing the Germans have ever done.
Absolutely did not shed a manly tear
![gif](giphy|3udXHN9F59d4912gQf)
Thank you for making me cry!! Fu
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Am I the only one wondering that her ghost ‘helping” would throw his lift off balance? No? Okay π
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Who the fuck is cutting onions!
Fuck you Hans!
He has a very Swiss face (sorry champ).
Nothing is more based than loving your wife (and children).
Nice story but I could have done without the sentimental yank animation
I am here to insult inferior nations, not to get kicked in the feels thank you very much.
As a Barry, itβs obviously painful for me to say this but well done Hans
That chocked me up, well done fella, well done.
Why am I crying
There are many different kinds of strength. Well done Hans.
Most based hans
Last time Germans made me tear up was 1996 π€
These new soundtracks are even worse than that ohnononono shit.
Can I assume TikTok is the source of this aural cancer?
Born Austrian and fought for Germany? Remind me someone.
So you’re telling me he cheated by using ghost powers.
*proceeds to cry*
Oh FFS ok you can have us back Hans, whatever you want
Grettel wins the DEAD lift again
He cheated! All the others were lifting alone! Classic Germ*n
Mods, please ban this, I’m not supposed to feel these emotions on this sub
So he cheated?
This is the second time a person born in Austria and did something for Germany has cried me up.
Come on Barry that made me fucking cry you cunt motherfucker.
https://i.redd.it/2na23euyxegd1.gif
1. Lie down
2. Try not to cry
3. Cry
Hans you fucker, I literally just cried tears in my cup of tea you beautiful Teutonic bastard.
I don’t even have a joke, this man is a legend of the highest order. I can’t even begin to imagine what he felt when he won, or when he had the picture on stage with him
I just vomited in my mouth and swallowed it.
That animation was the worst thing the Germans have ever done.
Absolutely did not shed a manly tear
![gif](giphy|3udXHN9F59d4912gQf)
Thank you for making me cry!!
Fu
π
Am I the only one wondering that her ghost ‘helping” would throw his lift off balance? No? Okay π