people joke about windows, they just dont want to accept the cruel reality: gravity is contagious in Russia, its an epidemic running wild
Hope Pfizer will one day find a vaccine for it, this stuff is worse than the AIDS epidemic in the 80s
Maybe they wanted to spice it up a notch. From falling out of windows now off ships.
Europe really needs to make sure to keep this rot away as far as possible from itself.
Floating windows.
“Comrade went out for swim and told us come back later.”
i am sure the police will soon find the perpetrator, moscow is a very safe city
must’ve slipped on a banana
I’m imagining 2 handyman carrying a new window on the deck to replace it, they go past this dude, he trips and falls through it & overboard.
Surprised it took this long. We had building windows, airplane windows, now ship windows.
well, that’s a new one.
> Russian news outlet MKRU reported that “one of the vacationers neglected safety rules”, and that Chibisov tried to use the diving platform alone before falling into the water. No passengers saw what happened to Chibisov, as no staff were nearby and the captain was driving the yacht.
they put a lot of effort into a story that nobody will buy.
So many smart Russians are emigrating and then the regime kills many of those who remain.
Russia is brain draining themselves big time.
A lot of free falling in Russia.
Putins defenestration squad must be working over time.
Oh! That’s a new one. Windows and water? Nice!
Next week’s news: man dies after falling into vodka shot glass.
Hell, I’m ready to jump while running Win11 of course this happens there, they probably haven’t made any upgrades since 98.
This guy was a marketing vp. Genuinely curios, what exactly people think marketing vps do, so they are need to be assassinated by special services.
It’s so bad in Russia, senior officials can die falling out of a basement window.
What a ship way to go
Russia is such a trash country. Lmao
TIL things are so bad in Russia they’re running out of windows
Even falling out of ship’s windows now.
He is not the first one and not the last. Russia is a failed state and it’s really surprises me when EU and US citizens can think otherwise and even try to convince me who visits this shitty country regularly about different russians.
He fell off the ship while he was on his way to build a retaining wall on his backyard and for this purpose was carrying some cinder blocks by a rope. Many such cases.
Oh no he “fell.”
Damn, he tried so hard to stay away from windows …
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people joke about windows, they just dont want to accept the cruel reality: gravity is contagious in Russia, its an epidemic running wild
Hope Pfizer will one day find a vaccine for it, this stuff is worse than the AIDS epidemic in the 80s
Maybe they wanted to spice it up a notch. From falling out of windows now off ships.
Europe really needs to make sure to keep this rot away as far as possible from itself.
Floating windows.
“Comrade went out for swim and told us come back later.”
i am sure the police will soon find the perpetrator, moscow is a very safe city
must’ve slipped on a banana
I’m imagining 2 handyman carrying a new window on the deck to replace it, they go past this dude, he trips and falls through it & overboard.
Surprised it took this long. We had building windows, airplane windows, now ship windows.
well, that’s a new one.
> Russian news outlet MKRU reported that “one of the vacationers neglected safety rules”, and that Chibisov tried to use the diving platform alone before falling into the water. No passengers saw what happened to Chibisov, as no staff were nearby and the captain was driving the yacht.
they put a lot of effort into a story that nobody will buy.
So many smart Russians are emigrating and then the regime kills many of those who remain.
Russia is brain draining themselves big time.
A lot of free falling in Russia.
Putins defenestration squad must be working over time.
Oh! That’s a new one. Windows and water? Nice!
Next week’s news: man dies after falling into vodka shot glass.
Hell, I’m ready to jump while running Win11 of course this happens there, they probably haven’t made any upgrades since 98.
This guy was a marketing vp. Genuinely curios, what exactly people think marketing vps do, so they are need to be assassinated by special services.
It’s so bad in Russia, senior officials can die falling out of a basement window.
What a ship way to go
Russia is such a trash country. Lmao
TIL things are so bad in Russia they’re running out of windows
Even falling out of ship’s windows now.
He is not the first one and not the last. Russia is a failed state and it’s really surprises me when EU and US citizens can think otherwise and even try to convince me who visits this shitty country regularly about different russians.
*sigh* another one for [the list](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspicious_deaths_of_notable_Russians_(2022%E2%80%932024%29).
He fell off the ship while he was on his way to build a retaining wall on his backyard and for this purpose was carrying some cinder blocks by a rope. Many such cases.
Oh no he “fell.”
Damn, he tried so hard to stay away from windows …