20 bucks says this guy feels guilty for touching his weewee to pee
I thought they wanted to verify all the athletes were packing the same equipment they were born with?
So, it’ll be like Ancient Greece? How dreadful.
“Just tell them not to look at it” good enough for forcing religion in schools, good enough to not see it on tv.
Yup. Potus is in charge of the olympics. Everyone knows this. She will also issue an executive order making everyone a Furby or some shit.
I’m sure he’s put a lot of thought into this…..late at night…..alone.
I mean… It is traditional, he says, so it should be better than that liberal crap he opposes, right? Traditionalism FTW and so on
He’ll hell yeah!! Bring that Coed Naked Wrestling!!!!
promise? That’d be super hot!
In the new games, can you GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT like that one guy recommends?
“Forced”
I’m already going to vote for her, bro, you don’t have to keep trying to convince me.
Nope, not weird at all.
They’re so fucking weird.
Which kind of olympic sport would be worst to perform naked? Beachvolley? fencing?
SWANGIN BALLS 2025!
These people are so weird
„Well, sounds okay to me if they wrestle on a sofa.“ – JD Vance
Don’t make promises you aren’t willing to keep!
Really?!? Hot,sweaty naked men wrestling?!? What channel? Asking for a friend.
Closeted Christian’s be like:
what a weird thing to say.
That’s quite a picture he’s painting. He’s clearly put a lot of thought into it.
That’s just weird.
Somehow that’s more hetero, actually.
And think of all the money we’ll save on steroid testing
TLDR: Christian Televangelist thinks a lot about testicles being rubbed in faces.
Halfway Post is satire and most of the comments are acting like it’s real.
This is as embarrassing as the conservatives who eat the onion or post Babylon Bee shit.
BALLZ TO THE WALZ!!!
Sounds like he is projecting.
That’s weird… and oddly specific
Their sick obsession with sexual acts is really troubling. Is this what he does in secret?
These guys sure think about genitalia a lot!
He wishes
>”forced to see”
Guy doesn’t know how to blink
OMG
This guy is a comedian. This is a bit.
When you have to invent fake stuff to make your followers mad about the opposition, the opposition is winning, and also not that bad. If there was actually anything bad to talk about, they’d talk about that instead.
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20 bucks says this guy feels guilty for touching his weewee to pee
I thought they wanted to verify all the athletes were packing the same equipment they were born with?
So, it’ll be like Ancient Greece? How dreadful.
“Just tell them not to look at it” good enough for forcing religion in schools, good enough to not see it on tv.
Yup. Potus is in charge of the olympics. Everyone knows this. She will also issue an executive order making everyone a Furby or some shit.
I’m sure he’s put a lot of thought into this…..late at night…..alone.
I mean… It is traditional, he says, so it should be better than that liberal crap he opposes, right? Traditionalism FTW and so on
He’ll hell yeah!! Bring that Coed Naked Wrestling!!!!
promise? That’d be super hot!
In the new games, can you GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT like that one guy recommends?
“Forced”
I’m already going to vote for her, bro, you don’t have to keep trying to convince me.
Nope, not weird at all.
They’re so fucking weird.
Which kind of olympic sport would be worst to perform naked? Beachvolley? fencing?
SWANGIN BALLS 2025!
These people are so weird
„Well, sounds okay to me if they wrestle on a sofa.“ – JD Vance
Don’t make promises you aren’t willing to keep!
Really?!? Hot,sweaty naked men wrestling?!? What channel? Asking for a friend.
Closeted Christian’s be like:
what a weird thing to say.
That’s quite a picture he’s painting. He’s clearly put a lot of thought into it.
That’s just weird.
Somehow that’s more hetero, actually.
And think of all the money we’ll save on steroid testing
TLDR: Christian Televangelist thinks a lot about testicles being rubbed in faces.
Halfway Post is satire and most of the comments are acting like it’s real.
This is as embarrassing as the conservatives who eat the onion or post Babylon Bee shit.
BALLZ TO THE WALZ!!!
Sounds like he is projecting.
That’s weird… and oddly specific
Their sick obsession with sexual acts is really troubling. Is this what he does in secret?
These guys sure think about genitalia a lot!
He wishes
>”forced to see”
Guy doesn’t know how to blink
OMG
This guy is a comedian. This is a bit.
When you have to invent fake stuff to make your followers mad about the opposition, the opposition is winning, and also not that bad. If there was actually anything bad to talk about, they’d talk about that instead.
The Halfway Post is satire