Trump gives Emergency Press Conference to announce he’s losing
August 8, 2024
Trump gives Emergency Press Conference to announce he’s losing
Posted by Oystermeat
39 comments
The Airing of Petty White Grievances Shall Now Commence!
He looks exhausted. He’s too old for this.
So many flags to make out with.
so low energy he can’t get off the couch. Just a “press conference” and then its time for wierd old grampa to take a nap.
No questions? No travel? Just nappy time for the oldest candidate in history?
I watched a good portion of this but got lie fatigue and closed out. So many lies in a short period of time. Never before has there been a candidate who lies so much. FFS I’m starting to write with his cadence now. Vote this guy out for good folks. It’s a shame November couldn’t get here any sooner.
JD Vance: What’s our strategy boss?
Trump:Well you see in the good ole days we would just follow the woman around and try and force our way into their space…. Lock them into a confined space with… no way out except behind you… then have our way… worked every time… make sure you threaten them…
JD Vance: hmmm…. Got it…. Hey boys there’s her plane….. let’s do this Trumpin style…..
He held a press conference during the Team USA/Serbia game? Who is running this campaign?
Lol 😂😂😂
Yah, Trump is weird
Are we just forgetting he claimed that he had a large wound to his ear and his “doctor” said it was a 2cm hole?
…and that he’s WEIRD AF. “That is all. We now return you to your previously scheduled program.”
Get him help.
Doesn’t he look tired?
What a Weirdo!
Apparently whenever he starts the accordion thing, it’s a sign that he’s basically scared shitless.
Sep 10th gunna be a good one
He needs more flags
What happened to his natural glow? Seems pretty pale for him.
He has one rally this week. He has turned the campaigning over to the weird and getting weirder everyday jd vance (or whatever that couchfucker’s name is this week).
Wow he is looking more gaunt, this campaign must be taking a toll
Don’t let the old man in.
Every accusation is a confession. They hopped him up on Adderall for the debate , but even his quack shills won’t keep doing that for just the campaign for fear or blowing out his heart or blowing the last neuron he has left. Which should blow any day now anyway.
He was creepy, and weird, and looked really old. His hair has lost volume, his bald head was easy to see.
He is losing? Or a LOSER?
He’s a half step away from people suddenly having never really supported him, they were only voting ‘R’ to protect their <*insert platitude about a right that’s never been seriously threatened*>
Does anyone know if ABC will fact check the candidates? This is super important and needs to be a thing. I tried looking everywhere but I’m getting mixed answers.
I loved when he said no one died on Jan 6th lmao
He tried keeping his arms down 😆 he must be seeing how he’s been made fun of. I didn’t get thru the whole thing, but I’m guessing he couldn’t stop playing the accordion 🪗 eventually
No complacency. VOTE!
It looks like he’s losing weight. Stress, maybe?
This should be done like the obama hope poster, if it hasnt been done yet
#Losing Bigley… # #He’s hoping to at least get some “Yard Time”….
Trump has no policy to defend, so all he can do is whine and cry.
After he loses, he needs to be in prison for selling classified documents.
Is this the speech where he claimed he was more popular than MLK?
Nelson from the Simpsons: HAW! HAW!
More like an “Emergency Attention Whore Confrence.” He’s sad because Kamala stole all the Attention away from his assassination boo boo!
39 comments
The Airing of Petty White Grievances Shall Now Commence!
He looks exhausted. He’s too old for this.
So many flags to make out with.
so low energy he can’t get off the couch. Just a “press conference” and then its time for wierd old grampa to take a nap.
No questions? No travel? Just nappy time for the oldest candidate in history?
I watched a good portion of this but got lie fatigue and closed out. So many lies in a short period of time. Never before has there been a candidate who lies so much. FFS I’m starting to write with his cadence now. Vote this guy out for good folks. It’s a shame November couldn’t get here any sooner.
JD Vance: What’s our strategy boss?
Trump:Well you see in the good ole days we would just follow the woman around and try and force our way into their space…. Lock them into a confined space with… no way out except behind you… then have our way… worked every time… make sure you threaten them…
JD Vance: hmmm…. Got it…. Hey boys there’s her plane….. let’s do this Trumpin style…..
He held a press conference during the Team USA/Serbia game? Who is running this campaign?
Lol 😂😂😂
Yah, Trump is weird
Are we just forgetting he claimed that he had a large wound to his ear and his “doctor” said it was a 2cm hole?
…and that he’s WEIRD AF. “That is all. We now return you to your previously scheduled program.”
Get him help.
Doesn’t he look tired?
What a Weirdo!
Apparently whenever he starts the accordion thing, it’s a sign that he’s basically scared shitless.
Sep 10th gunna be a good one
He needs more flags
What happened to his natural glow? Seems pretty pale for him.
He has one rally this week. He has turned the campaigning over to the weird and getting weirder everyday jd vance (or whatever that couchfucker’s name is this week).
Wow he is looking more gaunt, this campaign must be taking a toll
Don’t let the old man in.
Every accusation is a confession. They hopped him up on Adderall for the debate , but even his quack shills won’t keep doing that for just the campaign for fear or blowing out his heart or blowing the last neuron he has left. Which should blow any day now anyway.
He was creepy, and weird, and looked really old. His hair has lost volume, his bald head was easy to see.
He is losing? Or a LOSER?
He’s a half step away from people suddenly having never really supported him, they were only voting ‘R’ to protect their <*insert platitude about a right that’s never been seriously threatened*>
Does anyone know if ABC will fact check the candidates? This is super important and needs to be a thing. I tried looking everywhere but I’m getting mixed answers.
I loved when he said no one died on Jan 6th lmao
He tried keeping his arms down 😆 he must be seeing how he’s been made fun of. I didn’t get thru the whole thing, but I’m guessing he couldn’t stop playing the accordion 🪗 eventually
No complacency. VOTE!
It looks like he’s losing weight. Stress, maybe?
This should be done like the obama hope poster, if it hasnt been done yet
#Losing Bigley…
#
#He’s hoping to at least get some “Yard Time”….
Trump has no policy to defend, so all he can do is whine and cry.
After he loses, he needs to be in prison for selling classified documents.
Is this the speech where he claimed he was more popular than MLK?
Nelson from the Simpsons: HAW! HAW!
More like an “Emergency Attention Whore Confrence.” He’s sad because Kamala stole all the Attention away from his assassination boo boo!
That picture is gold lol.
Honestly, what was the emergency? He just rambled
“Daily press briefings? You’d get tired of me!”
Babe we are already there