Tell me again who you’d rather have over for Christmas roast
August 13, 2024
Tell me again who you’d rather have over for Christmas roast
Posted by thebirdisdead
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It depends: is roast the cooking method or is it a comedic roast of the person?
Donald Trump is old, rapey, tired, racist, cowardly, and weird so he’d be like rolling up all the relatives you don’t want to see into one. Tough call, but I’m still not choosing Epstein’s brother from another mother.
The craziest shit is that he says all of this without any hint of satire or jokes or irony or nothing.
This is the deranged, unhinged, absolute psychopathic behavior of a dangerous individual who if he didn’t have the money or power that he had, we would all be saying he’s a ticking time bomb itching to kill others or perform some type of terroristic plot.
Ah yes! The Republican’s favorite ‘Christian’ president’s deeply meaningful and religious Christmas message!
Trump is full of so much hate. He is such a miserable man
Yeah, OK. That’s just unhinged. But “happy holiday season” in front of a Christmas tree? Why not just take the extra five minutes to do 5 posts of Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza and New Year? It just sounds so construed.
Of course, I might not see the forest for the trees considering we’re still celebrating it as Yule tide here, complete with home brewed beer and plenty of meats, just like before the king came home with this new fangled Christianity back in the 1200s. He had to keep the “all farmers must brew beer for Yule or forfeit their property” in law to get the religion accepted by the people… and banning pork was certainly right out.
If I can pause my hatred of trump and my disdain for everything he represents for 1 second,
“May they rot in hell. Merry Christmas!” Is hilarious. Demented and desperate, yes. But laughable.
Okay, back to normal.
I just woke up. Why is it Christmas? How long was I asleep?
I think Trump’s favorite part about truth social is the removal of the character limit.
He hates America. There is nothing he appreciates about it.
Weird and angry old man yells at clouds.
VOTE!
The Second Gentleman Doug is Jewish and has more Christmas spirit than Scrooge McTrump ever will.
Trump’s message isn’t exactly giving the warm feeling of the season. Is HE the one trying to destroy Christmas?
I’ll never in my life understand how someone could see all this shit and not get how horrible of a person he is
They weren’t raised right
Rot in hell. Also; Merry Christmas
“I’m working … my a** off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a f*** about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”
22 comments
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It depends: is roast the cooking method or is it a comedic roast of the person?
Donald Trump is old, rapey, tired, racist, cowardly, and weird so he’d be like rolling up all the relatives you don’t want to see into one. Tough call, but I’m still not choosing Epstein’s brother from another mother.
The craziest shit is that he says all of this without any hint of satire or jokes or irony or nothing.
This is the deranged, unhinged, absolute psychopathic behavior of a dangerous individual who if he didn’t have the money or power that he had, we would all be saying he’s a ticking time bomb itching to kill others or perform some type of terroristic plot.
Ah yes! The Republican’s favorite ‘Christian’ president’s deeply meaningful and religious Christmas message!
Trump is full of so much hate. He is such a miserable man
Yeah, OK. That’s just unhinged. But “happy holiday season” in front of a Christmas tree? Why not just take the extra five minutes to do 5 posts of Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza and New Year? It just sounds so construed.
Of course, I might not see the forest for the trees considering we’re still celebrating it as Yule tide here, complete with home brewed beer and plenty of meats, just like before the king came home with this new fangled Christianity back in the 1200s. He had to keep the “all farmers must brew beer for Yule or forfeit their property” in law to get the religion accepted by the people… and banning pork was certainly right out.
https://preview.redd.it/n4watwpf8did1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdbcc86b3f995b6f231180a7931aca45f0debae9
If I can pause my hatred of trump and my disdain for everything he represents for 1 second,
“May they rot in hell. Merry Christmas!” Is hilarious. Demented and desperate, yes. But laughable.
Okay, back to normal.
I just woke up. Why is it Christmas? How long was I asleep?
I think Trump’s favorite part about truth social is the removal of the character limit.
He hates America. There is nothing he appreciates about it.
Weird and angry old man yells at clouds.
VOTE!
The Second Gentleman Doug is Jewish and has more Christmas spirit than Scrooge McTrump ever will.
Trump’s message isn’t exactly giving the warm feeling of the season. Is HE the one trying to destroy Christmas?
I’ll never in my life understand how someone could see all this shit and not get how horrible of a person he is
They weren’t raised right
Rot in hell. Also; Merry Christmas
“I’m working … my a** off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a f*** about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”
https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/01/politics/melania-trump-tapes/index.html
Christ he’s even seething in anger and losing it on Christmas day, this man is not ok
I bet he didn’t get a gift he wanted and it triggered a whole tantrum like when I was a kid and got Pokemon Blue instead of Red lol
Except he’s an “adult” wanting to be president
Lispy has the best insults. The very best. People come up to him and say, Sir, that’s the best insult I ever heard.
Ebenezer Scrooge: *”Dude! Lighten up, willya?”*