He goes on about how if you go on vacation to DC from York, PA, you don’t want to stop 5 times. I don’t know what that means.
Then he lies about the Capitol being unsafe and covered in graffiti, and says you can get mugged there. To my knowledge, the only time the Capitol was unsafe was when a crowd of rioters broke into it, having been encouraged to…by Trump.
Where are the republicans that actually care about the people they are elected to govern? Do those people actually exist? Have they ever existed?
He didn’t actually say this, did he?! At this point, anything is possible.
this is after you build the wall and get mexico to pay for it, then make America great… right?
right???
Anyone else notice the distinct lack of comments defending Trump in these threads lately? No “you’re taking this out of context” or “he obviously meant xyz” or “this is clearly satire,” etc. One might be compelled to wonder if the funds that might have been used for social media campaigning aRe being USed Somewhere else rIght At Now.
I will give this deeply damaged man some credit …I cannot picture ANY ex-president recover from an ‘alleged’ assassination attempt as quickly as he did…Dr Ronnie must have used his superior medical skills to graft some new ear cartilage for him. Also…no preliminary reports showing how many shots, what angle etc etc..and it was out of ALL the news cycle in two days. It was perhaps Donald J Trumps least sincere campaign stunt performance of his life…terrible acting…the people he paid to ‘act’ like secret service had clothes that were two sizes too big or too small…it look like WWE production values.
I have a wand. Some people call it… magic. I just call it my… special little magic… wand. I can levitate you know. I levitated right over Sleepy Joe. EIGHT TIMES I levitated over him. Sad. Sad. If we had just one more year of my perfect presidency God himself… great guy. Very popular. Not as. Well. I shouldn’t say this. But I am better looking than him. From the paintings. Italy. Smarter too. Seven days to create the universe? And space. Spaceships. I would have done it in one day. That’s what Elon Musk. I call him Little Eeelee. He loves me. Gave me a car. THEY MAKE THE BEST CARS IN AMERICA. I don’t know. I like planes. I gave America the greatest gift a president ever gave when I approved the new Air Force One. Little Eeelee, why isn’t TES-LA making planes? I love my plane. Flying. Especially to that famous, fun, very sunny island. PUERTO RICO. I SAVED PUERTO RICO after a devastating hurricane. They say it was like all the nuclear bombs went off in Puerto Rico. Awful. Nobody thought I could bring it back but we did. We did. I did. I shouldn’t take credit. But I did it. I hear they want to be part of America now. Maybe. Maybe.
*Sir, this is a Wendy’s.*
So why are they going to have to fix it up? Like, is he referring to when he loses again and tries another insurrection?
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Shakespeare ain’t got nothing on this prose.
The dementia is strong with this one. Maybe he had a brain spur this time.
The best words.
I don’t understand how you can be running for the president of the United States and have your spray tan done by a 4 year old doing finger paint.
Pretty bold assumption that Republicans can read well enough to type out ‘Pennsylvania’.
Weird !!!
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President Brain Spurs.
Blathering idiot
the funniest part was to watch the people behind him trying very hard to not look unhappy about pedonaldo trumpedo ramblings
The farther away you are, DonOld, the safer DC is.
He speaks at a 4th grade level, and also thinks on one.
But the one day the capitol was unsafe was due to him
The only day it wasn’t safe was Jan 6, when your pals arrived and shit on the walls and attacked the police
as of now, he trolls himself every sentence!
Why say lot word when few do trick
The least safe time at the capital in recent memory was Jan 6, 2021. You did that you sociopathic moron.
Is it just his campaign staff standing behind him for photo ops at this point?
So old. So weird.
The McDonald’s juice has gone from his heart to his brain.
He makes promises like a 3rd grader.
Probably inspired by the Kremlin
You know he’s gotta hate having Vance’s name on all the signs along with his.
“Why don’t you fix the crime in your red states first? From https://www.forbes.com/advisor/legal/criminal-defense/crime-rate-by-state/ (washington is not on this list)
Tally of Most Dangerous States
-6x red states
-1x blue states
-3x battle states
Safest States
-4x red states
-5x blue states
-1x battle states
I found another site that is a slide show so it’s a bit more annoying, and it only does worst states, but https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/slideshows/10-most-dangerous-states-in-america (washington is on this list)
Most Dangerous States
-5x red
-3x blue
-2x battle
Those people behind him look like they’re at a funeral.
I can’t wait until he leaves the USA !
Too many of these post and no link to the actual video
It called Marshall Law🤔
Wait … what? He’s the one who broke it!
Boss: “How soon until you are done with that project?”
Worker: “Uhh, approximately like quickly.”
Boss: “Clearly they have been working hard on this project and are not just bullshitting me because they haven’t even started.”
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Are you guys sure that he’s an English native speaker?
Because I’m a dyslexic foreigner and my English is way better than his.
Trump talks many goodly words.
Why? Did something happen to mess up the capital a couple years ago on, say, Jan 6?
Dude those people in the back clearly have better places to be.
Is he and RFKJr sharing a brain worm?
“Approximately like quickly” will be a new standard of measurement in his second term. Written in black Sharpie.
There was more than that though; the stupid just came coming. [Here’s a link to that same speech where he babbles a little longer.](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=aba662b5e5ded398&hl=en-us&q=trump+on+fixing+the+capitol&udm=39&fbs=AEQNm0Aa4sjWe7Rqy32pFwRj0UkWtG_mNb-HwafvV8cKK_h1a3qTAdP5Ls1fMZrz7RM2rmtZqcNuLeN5yPFDYuwSD-qvwGp8AH_hexyupLiiOilbVY9X_5jaRD6_MBdJns_5LAeV6fQKrOc4vz2WNI1Llq0exxbCXc–rnQ2vLVZy0_92rRvWEJEdpL7gfng3bsPLlbKDLVL8HGF-s6Y3Q1rdXmLPFihQ462fubFc6a6nyfCqcpfswU&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjTgqW324OIAxXKM9AFHTHtOIYQs6gLegQIChAB&biw=430&bih=739&dpr=3#)
He goes on about how if you go on vacation to DC from York, PA, you don’t want to stop 5 times. I don’t know what that means.
Then he lies about the Capitol being unsafe and covered in graffiti, and says you can get mugged there. To my knowledge, the only time the Capitol was unsafe was when a crowd of rioters broke into it, having been encouraged to…by Trump.
Where are the republicans that actually care about the people they are elected to govern? Do those people actually exist? Have they ever existed?
He didn’t actually say this, did he?!
At this point, anything is possible.
this is after you build the wall and get mexico to pay for it, then make America great… right?
right???
Anyone else notice the distinct lack of comments defending Trump in these threads lately? No “you’re taking this out of context” or “he obviously meant xyz” or “this is clearly satire,” etc. One might be compelled to wonder if the funds that might have been used for social media campaigning aRe being USed Somewhere else rIght At Now.
[the link (YouTube)](https://youtu.be/jCgmR9i7vXY?si=mpISoGik9Rmt9QPL)
I will give this deeply damaged man some credit …I cannot picture ANY ex-president recover from an ‘alleged’ assassination attempt as quickly as he did…Dr Ronnie must have used his superior medical skills to graft some new ear cartilage for him. Also…no preliminary reports showing how many shots, what angle etc etc..and it was out of ALL the news cycle in two days. It was perhaps Donald J Trumps least sincere campaign stunt performance of his life…terrible acting…the people he paid to ‘act’ like secret service had clothes that were two sizes too big or too small…it look like WWE production values.
I have a wand. Some people call it… magic. I just call it my… special little magic… wand. I can levitate you know. I levitated right over Sleepy Joe. EIGHT TIMES I levitated over him. Sad. Sad. If we had just one more year of my perfect presidency God himself… great guy. Very popular. Not as. Well. I shouldn’t say this. But I am better looking than him. From the paintings. Italy. Smarter too. Seven days to create the universe? And space. Spaceships. I would have done it in one day. That’s what Elon Musk. I call him Little Eeelee. He loves me. Gave me a car. THEY MAKE THE BEST CARS IN AMERICA. I don’t know. I like planes. I gave America the greatest gift a president ever gave when I approved the new Air Force One. Little Eeelee, why isn’t TES-LA making planes? I love my plane. Flying. Especially to that famous, fun, very sunny island. PUERTO RICO. I SAVED PUERTO RICO after a devastating hurricane. They say it was like all the nuclear bombs went off in Puerto Rico. Awful. Nobody thought I could bring it back but we did. We did. I did. I shouldn’t take credit. But I did it. I hear they want to be part of America now. Maybe. Maybe.
*Sir, this is a Wendy’s.*
So why are they going to have to fix it up? Like, is he referring to when he loses again and tries another insurrection?
https://preview.redd.it/tnszs63jvtjd1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbee6a63887124be243ee2a7d476585a94c97c8d
Didn’t take it on Jan 6, did you Donny?
Idiot