Hardly surprising, as they’re known to have a taste for lettuce.
Contender for the most British article of the year.
So *that’s* why they call it snail mail
(I’ll get my coat)
Oh, so that’s what they mean by snailmail.
why not just get rid of them and put something down to stop them returning? Seems pretty simple really
Happened to the local postbox of a friend of mine down in Cornwall back in the late 80s. The didn’t close the box back then, they just sent out snail-chewed post.
I feel like there are so many easy solutions to this that don’t require closing the postbox.
Have they considered introducing Toads?
I’m sure I heard Karl Pilkington talking about this years ago (snails apparently like the stamp glue).
Nobody heard of copper tape in Northumberland? or are the snails abseiling in from the nearby trees?
Its the new sto lat stamps with the cabbage glue
This happened to a postcard my parents sent decades ago. RM put a sticker on it explaining
Wait! Is this what is meant by snail-mail?!
Grease band around the post box?
Shows just how far Royal Mail have fallen that a snail can eat your post before they collect it
Faster than first class delivery.
Put a tiny pub next to it. Snails love a beer.
Sounds like something out of one of my nightmares
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Hardly surprising, as they’re known to have a taste for lettuce.
Contender for the most British article of the year.
So *that’s* why they call it snail mail
(I’ll get my coat)
Oh, so that’s what they mean by snailmail.
why not just get rid of them and put something down to stop them returning? Seems pretty simple really
Happened to the local postbox of a friend of mine down in Cornwall back in the late 80s. The didn’t close the box back then, they just sent out snail-chewed post.
I feel like there are so many easy solutions to this that don’t require closing the postbox.
Have they considered introducing Toads?
I’m sure I heard Karl Pilkington talking about this years ago (snails apparently like the stamp glue).
Nobody heard of copper tape in Northumberland? or are the snails abseiling in from the nearby trees?
Its the new sto lat stamps with the cabbage glue
This happened to a postcard my parents sent decades ago. RM put a sticker on it explaining
Wait! Is this what is meant by snail-mail?!
Grease band around the post box?
Shows just how far Royal Mail have fallen that a snail can eat your post before they collect it
Faster than first class delivery.
Put a tiny pub next to it. Snails love a beer.
Sounds like something out of one of my nightmares
No-one commenting on how the postbox was stolen recently