It’s been 4 days. How has the fire not been extinguished
Looks like it could be the cover of a Pink Floyd album.
Russian problems require Russian solutions.
Better idea: send the soldiers in.
They pray for the ships that are at the bottom of the Black Sea. They went to fill up with water to put out the fires. 12D Chess Game
Ha ha ha!
You need only Patriach Kirill when big fire have to put out…. No fire department.
Bring some tools not a priest 😇
“We don’t know who struck first, us or them, but we know that it was us that scorched the sky..”
Thoughts and prayers…
Have they tried with a meat wave
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
Consult the Book of Armaments! Armaments, chapter two Verses nine to twenty-one And Saint Attila raised the hand Grenade up on high, saying “O Lord, bless this Thy hand Grenade that, with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to Tiny bit’s in Thy mercy” And the Lord did grin And the people did feast upon the lambs And sloths and carp and anchovies And orangutans and breakfast Cereals and fruit bats and large chu – Skip a bit, Brother And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou Take out the Holy Pin then Shalt thou count to three no more no less Three shalt be the number thou shalt count And the number of The counting shall be three four Shalt thou not count Nor either count thou two Excepting that thou then proceed to Three five is right out Once the number three, being the third Number, be reached, then Lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being Naughty in My sight, shall snuff it”
This is *extremely* surreal
I mean sure, that relic has a +2 against fire damage but its like a 20 second cool down and it nerfs your dexterity. Probably better to smother it with those robes.
Thank god they are so stupid
You read about this sort of ridiculous religious ceremony stuff taking place in fantasy books. But here it is in real life…
I think the problem of the Russians is that they are playing D&D and the Ukrainians playing battlefield.
Add holy water then it fine
Ivan load up the kindazhali with holy water💀💀
From blessing the rains in Africa to blessing the fires in Russia lmao
Kind of ironic that they are wearing Blue and yellow clothes
And I sit here thinking my life makes no sense.
Somebodies got to earn a buck I mean ruble.
are they praying for rain???
Well oil be damned….
how’s air defence doing
It has to fail. Everyone knows that you need high intelligence stats to cast spells. Unfortunately, they don’t gain enough experience to even get a level up in the first place.
But let them try. Hope is the last thing that dies.
Is this the roughly ruSSian equivalent approach of “pray away the gay” ??
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That’ll fix it!
They must be kidding right?
Fuckin hilarious if this one isn’t photoshopped
It’s been 4 days. How has the fire not been extinguished
Looks like it could be the cover of a Pink Floyd album.
Russian problems require Russian solutions.
Better idea: send the soldiers in.
They pray for the ships that are at the bottom of the Black Sea. They went to fill up with water to put out the fires. 12D Chess Game
Ha ha ha!
You need only Patriach Kirill when big fire have to put out…. No fire department.
Bring some tools not a priest 😇
“We don’t know who struck first, us or them, but we know that it was us that scorched the sky..”
Thoughts and prayers…
Have they tried with a meat wave
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
Consult the Book of Armaments!
Armaments, chapter two
Verses nine to twenty-one
And Saint Attila raised the hand
Grenade up on high, saying
“O Lord, bless this Thy hand
Grenade that, with it
Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to
Tiny bit’s in Thy mercy”
And the Lord did grin
And the people did feast upon the lambs
And sloths and carp and anchovies
And orangutans and breakfast
Cereals and fruit bats and large chu –
Skip a bit, Brother
And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou
Take out the Holy Pin then
Shalt thou count to three no more no less
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count
And the number of
The counting shall be three four
Shalt thou not count
Nor either count thou two
Excepting that thou then proceed to
Three five is right out
Once the number three, being the third
Number, be reached, then
Lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of
Antioch towards thy foe, who, being
Naughty in My sight, shall snuff it”
This is *extremely* surreal
I mean sure, that relic has a +2 against fire damage but its like a 20 second cool down and it nerfs your dexterity. Probably better to smother it with those robes.
Thank god they are so stupid
You read about this sort of ridiculous religious ceremony stuff taking place in fantasy books. But here it is in real life…
I think the problem of the Russians is that they are playing D&D and the Ukrainians playing battlefield.
Add holy water then it fine
Ivan load up the kindazhali with holy water💀💀
From blessing the rains in Africa to blessing the fires in Russia lmao
Kind of ironic that they are wearing Blue and yellow clothes
And I sit here thinking my life makes no sense.
Somebodies got to earn a buck I mean ruble.
are they praying for rain???
Well oil be damned….
how’s air defence doing
It has to fail. Everyone knows that you need high intelligence stats to cast spells.
Unfortunately, they don’t gain enough experience to even get a level up in the first place.
But let them try. Hope is the last thing that dies.
Is this the roughly ruSSian equivalent approach of “pray away the gay” ??
No wonder these idiots are losing.