this is peak german cuisine, I fucking love Schweinshaxe
Peak french food:
snail stuffed frogs
Frog stuffed snails
Our bread is actually good and not just some stretched whitebread.
Buterbrot
Where is my beer???
It’s called a balanced diet
Foreigners can’t comprehend the idea that there are, in fact, more types of bread than white and brown.
Put some honey on that bread
You forgot sausage and hamburguers
Hurrah! Die Butter ist alle!
Wait until they realise they can put the butter on the bread.
Also a single boiled egg
Sounds like heart disease and diabetus
Make Butterbrot great again!
Oi you leave German brot alone French fry.
I had a great idea to improve German cuisine by 33%. Just put butter between 2 slices of bread or for the more demanding spread butter on 2 sides of the slice of bread.
Meanwhile in Bretagne :
Butter sugar or sugar butter
“cheese butty again”
Is German food different from Danish food?
Tbh when you have bread that good why have actual cuisine
What’s wrong with bread and butter? What’s wrong with butter?? This feels like friendly fire…
At least our bread is awesome and we didn’t steal Croissants from the Austrians and pass it off as our own..
not even wrong. fresh bread with some butter is just the bomb!
Pierre you can’t blame others for butter as you use it even for cooking.
Don’t think you are Mediterranean or something now.
The russians loved it after WW2. They only ate rats the 5 years before they reached berlin but still!
You forgot volkswagen currywurst, bratwurst, bretzels, and probably some dish with a very hard to pronounce name thats mostly comprised of meat and tastes heavently
Besides, what does snail land have to offer in its cuisine?
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this is peak german cuisine, I fucking love Schweinshaxe
Peak french food:
snail stuffed frogs
Frog stuffed snails
Our bread is actually good and not just some stretched whitebread.
Buterbrot
Where is my beer???
It’s called a balanced diet
Foreigners can’t comprehend the idea that there are, in fact, more types of bread than white and brown.
Put some honey on that bread
You forgot sausage and hamburguers
Hurrah! Die Butter ist alle!
Wait until they realise they can put the butter on the bread.
Also a single boiled egg
Sounds like heart disease and diabetus
Make Butterbrot great again!
Oi you leave German brot alone French fry.
I had a great idea to improve German cuisine by 33%. Just put butter between 2 slices of bread or for the more demanding spread butter on 2 sides of the slice of bread.
Meanwhile in Bretagne :
Butter sugar or sugar butter
“cheese butty again”
Is German food different from Danish food?
Tbh when you have bread that good why have actual cuisine
Germans are the Dwarves of real life
Well if you’re gonna do it, do it right…
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What’s wrong with bread and butter? What’s wrong with butter?? This feels like friendly fire…
At least our bread is awesome and we didn’t steal Croissants from the Austrians and pass it off as our own..
not even wrong. fresh bread with some butter is just the bomb!
Pierre you can’t blame others for butter as you use it even for cooking.
Don’t think you are Mediterranean or something now.
The russians loved it after WW2. They only ate rats the 5 years before they reached berlin but still!
You forgot volkswagen currywurst, bratwurst, bretzels, and probably some dish with a very hard to pronounce name thats mostly comprised of meat and tastes heavently
Besides, what does snail land have to offer in its cuisine?