Why so quiet with Hans though? Is there something bothering you, making you _anxious_ perhaps?
Also remember: you owe almost all of your culinary traditions to a certain Tuscan queen, keep coping Pierre, your tears are delicious 💦
Yup, you got us. This is the ultimate modern trigger for the Irish. Fuck Thierry and we hope arsenal choke every year, from now till eternity, for employing the cunt
Calling the country Holland, and keeping the rest factual. You did nice OP.
une conspiration française internationale manipule le destin de l’humanité, tapie dans l’ombre.
It was horrible and im not triggered but bored. What a classic, Pierre!
>Italy exist because or France
Literally you speak your l’anfiteatro because of us, barbare
Someone forgot their brain pills, Eh?!
It 👏 wasn’t 👏 Sardinia 👏 which 👏 unified 👏 Italy.
It was those Savoy milky-ass alpine boys who did it after forming Sardinia-Piedmont, whose king inherited the title of “king of Sardinia” just because, centuries back in the XIVth century, his holiness the pope replied and wrote to the Kingdom of Aragon “yeah you can take Sardinia and call yourself the king of Sardinia, it’s not like we’re gonna invade it, conquer it and do what you please with it”.
Edit: and yes, totally triggered, good job
We ended up burning Southern France at the end so, no big deal. Come back anytime
Well, yeah we might have got inspiration from the French flag (I mean, not that it’s a very unique pattern..); but I want to one up you challenging you to listen to [Tema e variazioni in do maggiore](https://youtu.be/PtVSQ-e0KNM?si=U6ovKqM3VNbkt49c) by Italian composer Giovanni Battista Viotti.
PS Italian wines and cheese have no rivals. But yeah, yours do come second.
You are right, our King is French. Please take him back.
You idiots made America possible. Bravo!
4/10. It had potential but the execution was bad, as expected from France
You did a great job triggering me because it’s unreal how annoyed i am that you included Wallonia but left us out…
You wrote all in English.
Game, set, match for Barry.
Let me correct you my friend. It took you 11 days to cross our country, but a lifetime to leave it.
“Not worth our time”
Pierre I thought we had something special. All your companies are here, like carrefour, Auchan, castorama.
Pierre I thought our relationship was special on account of hating Hans and Ivan.
Ah Pierre again making the case for everyone hating his guts.
Sloppy PowerPoint, as it was expected from Pierre.
In The Netherlands (not Holland, Pierre) we have the saying
“iets doen MET DE FRANSE SLAG”,
or to do something with a “French stroke”.
To do something “with the French stroke” means to do a half-assed job, not to pay full attention to it, to do something sloppily.
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Let me know if you didn’t get triggered enough, I tried my best 🥺
Wowowow ! Slow down with the facts !
Meh…. I was expecting more for Germany.
Could’ve gone harder but take my upvote
Another proof that 🇲🇫 ❤️ 🇮🇹
Weak banter from Pierre. Next time picture Macron in your head while you try and deliver some burns, see if that helps.
This made me kinda like france a little more, so I guess you failed?
This feels like a PowerPoint presentation.
Is there a country that France didn’t create. Even Britain is just a Norman conquest.
“France is a country you drive through to reach Italy”.
-cit.
The Romandy and Wallonia one is genius.
HOWEVER: based Swiss praticality, septante, octante, nonante.
pov: pierre failing for a thousand years
nice try…
you need to be more harder
Is this everything for us? France copying out flag beats all of that
Imagine thinking Swedes will be triggered by integrated immigrants.
https://preview.redd.it/a12242z942kd1.png?width=294&format=png&auto=webp&s=637a48d74386629960322ec422ccb3a5e7b12de5
https://i.redd.it/g1leue4l42kd1.gif
The feeling is mutual
Why so quiet with Hans though? Is there something bothering you, making you _anxious_ perhaps?
Also remember: you owe almost all of your culinary traditions to a certain Tuscan queen, keep coping Pierre, your tears are delicious 💦
Yup, you got us. This is the ultimate modern trigger for the Irish. Fuck Thierry and we hope arsenal choke every year, from now till eternity, for employing the cunt
https://preview.redd.it/tmzwo0yc82kd1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2942547edc78fa825264a03bd28344469531e66f
Calling the country Holland, and keeping the rest factual. You did nice OP.
une conspiration française internationale manipule le destin de l’humanité, tapie dans l’ombre.
It was horrible and im not triggered but bored. What a classic, Pierre!
>Italy exist because or France
Literally you speak your l’anfiteatro because of us, barbare
Someone forgot their brain pills, Eh?!
It 👏 wasn’t 👏 Sardinia 👏 which 👏 unified 👏 Italy.
It was those Savoy milky-ass alpine boys who did it after forming Sardinia-Piedmont, whose king inherited the title of “king of Sardinia” just because, centuries back in the XIVth century, his holiness the pope replied and wrote to the Kingdom of Aragon “yeah you can take Sardinia and call yourself the king of Sardinia, it’s not like we’re gonna invade it, conquer it and do what you please with it”.
Edit: and yes, totally triggered, good job
We ended up burning Southern France at the end so, no big deal. Come back anytime
Well, yeah we might have got inspiration from the French flag (I mean, not that it’s a very unique pattern..); but I want to one up you challenging you to listen to [Tema e variazioni in do maggiore](https://youtu.be/PtVSQ-e0KNM?si=U6ovKqM3VNbkt49c) by Italian composer Giovanni Battista Viotti.
PS Italian wines and cheese have no rivals. But yeah, yours do come second.
You are right, our King is French. Please take him back.
You idiots made America possible. Bravo!
4/10. It had potential but the execution was bad, as expected from France
You did a great job triggering me because it’s unreal how annoyed i am that you included Wallonia but left us out…
You wrote all in English.
Game, set, match for Barry.
Let me correct you my friend. It took you 11 days to cross our country, but a lifetime to leave it.
“Not worth our time”
Pierre I thought we had something special. All your companies are here, like carrefour, Auchan, castorama.
Pierre I thought our relationship was special on account of hating Hans and Ivan.
Ah Pierre again making the case for everyone hating his guts.
Sloppy PowerPoint, as it was expected from Pierre.
In The Netherlands (not Holland, Pierre) we have the saying
“iets doen MET DE FRANSE SLAG”,
or to do something with a “French stroke”.
To do something “with the French stroke” means to do a half-assed job, not to pay full attention to it, to do something sloppily.