Welp, I’m never going to look at a gyro the same way again. Thank a lot you twats.
Don’t ask the kabap man
Thats our secret ingredient damn it! Take down the post or else we ll make sure that the 21% of global merchant fleet we control, delivers only cumstained goods
That explained why it tasted so weird
Thanks for ruining christian kebabs for me bro, much appreciated
The trick is to only eat gyros when you are drunk on holiday.
That explains why I like gyros so much!
No joke, where I grew up there were 2 popular kebab places on the same street called Bosphorus, and Fagitos, and despite both being run by Turkish guys, they hated each other.
A rumour started going around school that the staff in Fagitos jizzed in their mayonnaise, I thought it was bollocks obviously, but the rumour seemed to work because everyone I knew stopped going to Fagitos.
Found out later it was the guys in the Bosphorus that started it.
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Welp, I’m never going to look at a gyro the same way again. Thank a lot you twats.
Don’t ask the kabap man
Thats our secret ingredient damn it! Take down the post or else we ll make sure that the 21% of global merchant fleet we control, delivers only cumstained goods
That explained why it tasted so weird
Thanks for ruining christian kebabs for me bro, much appreciated
The trick is to only eat gyros when you are drunk on holiday.
That explains why I like gyros so much!
No joke, where I grew up there were 2 popular kebab places on the same street called Bosphorus, and Fagitos, and despite both being run by Turkish guys, they hated each other.
A rumour started going around school that the staff in Fagitos jizzed in their mayonnaise, I thought it was bollocks obviously, but the rumour seemed to work because everyone I knew stopped going to Fagitos.
Found out later it was the guys in the Bosphorus that started it.
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