Lol. Some tourist in a Heathrow Costa is looking for the summer book he was supposed to finish reading in order to look cool.
“Go ahead, pee.”
– Person in the chair.
For when you get tired halfway through and need a bit of a sit-down.
It’s for the ghost.
You sit in the chair, take aim and fire. And if anyone questions it, just nod at the book.
Look, they know their clientele and sometimes people want a piss time cuck chair.
Human speech is insufficient to convey how much I hate that
“Please remain seated throughout the performance.”
It’s for your pooping companion. They can sit outside the cubicle and chat while you drop the kids off.
It’s where the adjudicator sits for head to head pissing competitions.
Is this one of those traditional pub games?
That’s where the gimp sits, so you have a third option if you don’t want use the urinals.
It’s for a local friendly man to caress the backsides of gentleman who are shy pissers and put them at ease.
What? You don’t sometimes enjoy a “luxury” wee (sitting down)
“Oh, I really hope I don’t get the seat near the kitchens this time.”
The gents look a bit drab, I know, how about we put a plant on the windowsill…
Duke of York?
It looks like it’s still supporting the ancient art of cottaging .
Ah c’mon, you’re all making this more sinister than it really is.
It gets busy at lunch time, and dinner time, and sometimes there’s a queue for the gents, and Ol’ Dick can’t stay standing for as long as he used to.
After a piss I need to sit down and contemplate the beer I just lost 😭
For old timer/piss enjoyers
I doubt I could hit the urinal from a seated postion but I am willing to give it a go!?
That book is absolute drivel
It’s the stream test, you sir in the chair and try to hit either bowl
Looks like a chair you’d stand on to smoke out the window
I’ve not seen this before.
I certainly wouldn’t take a chair into a toilet for this purpose but
Can my toddler use that as an aid to use the urinals?
It’s where the freshen up man sits on a Friday and Saturday evening
Are you supposed to sit or stand on the chair to wee.
For pissing and for sitting
We all know what that loo smells like…
It’s a place for you to sit while you put your shoes and socks back on after using the urinal!
Ahhhh the fabled urinal cuck chair
Hey this isn’t a fair thing to make fun of – some people can’t pull their trousers up after taking them all the way down to pee.
Butters had the right idea
“I don’t usually go to the toilet, but when I do, I like to sit down and watch people piss”.
I’ve heard of having a spotter in the gym but….
Sit there with a clip-board and an official-looking lanyard, taking notes. Don’t say anything. If challenged, say, ‘From the council, mate. Yeah, just carry on as if I’m not here.’
If they press further, just say that you are on official business under the Public Houses (Sanitary Inspection Additional Provisions) Act 1923, and that to disrupt or interfere with your statutory duties could result in them being fined up to 150 pounds on summary conviction.
(If nothing else, it would be an interesting sociological experiment. A bit Dom Joly-esque.)
The viewing chair
Many times I’ve been in a pub with a bag and not wanted to leave it in the bar or not put it on the loo floor so this would be great.
I can feel the cold in that room and also know exactly how it smells
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Lol. Some tourist in a Heathrow Costa is looking for the summer book he was supposed to finish reading in order to look cool.
“Go ahead, pee.”
– Person in the chair.
For when you get tired halfway through and need a bit of a sit-down.
It’s for the ghost.
You sit in the chair, take aim and fire. And if anyone questions it, just nod at the book.
Look, they know their clientele and sometimes people want a piss time cuck chair.
Human speech is insufficient to convey how much I hate that
“Please remain seated throughout the performance.”
It’s for your pooping companion. They can sit outside the cubicle and chat while you drop the kids off.
It’s where the adjudicator sits for head to head pissing competitions.
Is this one of those traditional pub games?
That’s where the gimp sits, so you have a third option if you don’t want use the urinals.
It’s for a local friendly man to caress the backsides of gentleman who are shy pissers and put them at ease.
What? You don’t sometimes enjoy a “luxury” wee (sitting down)
“Oh, I really hope I don’t get the seat near the kitchens this time.”
The gents look a bit drab, I know, how about we put a plant on the windowsill…
Duke of York?
It looks like it’s still supporting the ancient art of cottaging .
Ah c’mon, you’re all making this more sinister than it really is.
It gets busy at lunch time, and dinner time, and sometimes there’s a queue for the gents, and Ol’ Dick can’t stay standing for as long as he used to.
After a piss I need to sit down and contemplate the beer I just lost 😭
For old timer/piss enjoyers
I doubt I could hit the urinal from a seated postion but I am willing to give it a go!?
That book is absolute drivel
It’s the stream test, you sir in the chair and try to hit either bowl
Looks like a chair you’d stand on to smoke out the window
I’ve not seen this before.
I certainly wouldn’t take a chair into a toilet for this purpose but
Can my toddler use that as an aid to use the urinals?
It’s where the freshen up man sits on a Friday and Saturday evening
Are you supposed to sit or stand on the chair to wee.
For pissing and for sitting
We all know what that loo smells like…
It’s a place for you to sit while you put your shoes and socks back on after using the urinal!
Ahhhh the fabled urinal cuck chair
Hey this isn’t a fair thing to make fun of – some people can’t pull their trousers up after taking them all the way down to pee.
Butters had the right idea
“I don’t usually go to the toilet, but when I do, I like to sit down and watch people piss”.
I’ve heard of having a spotter in the gym but….
Sit there with a clip-board and an official-looking lanyard, taking notes. Don’t say anything. If challenged, say, ‘From the council, mate. Yeah, just carry on as if I’m not here.’
If they press further, just say that you are on official business under the Public Houses (Sanitary Inspection Additional Provisions) Act 1923, and that to disrupt or interfere with your statutory duties could result in them being fined up to 150 pounds on summary conviction.
(If nothing else, it would be an interesting sociological experiment. A bit Dom Joly-esque.)
The viewing chair
Many times I’ve been in a pub with a bag and not wanted to leave it in the bar or not put it on the loo floor so this would be great.
I can feel the cold in that room and also know exactly how it smells
The cuck chair