Seriously, why do Dutch and Germans think toilets are turd presentation devices?
I can understand the Dutch just sitting there and staring at their own shit, but you’d expect a turd-obsessed German to have some sort of over-engineered mecha-toilet like the Japanese.
Alright, I’ll go get the Flammenwerfer…
neptune kiss for me but I take poseidon haha
thats actually disgusting pedro… I go in my nappy like a real man 👌
what about when your dick touches the toilet bowl?
This belongs in r/bigdickproblems
I guess moles caress is an exclusive for countries with that backwards toilet they use in the Netherlands. Or if you have like an extremely long shlong
Mole caress is awful. I personally call it a “kletser” Though they usually slap your balls, I had one that remained upright against my balls, and I had to do a little squad for it to drop. My balls have never felt the same since.
“You know what would make this toilet REALLY great? A poop-shelf. Then you can really let that poop get some open-air aroma to the surrounding air. Consider it socializing at a metalevel.”
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We’ve just unlocked a whole new level of shit posting.
I refuse to acknowledge the fact that some people can do the 2nd case.
What kind of unholy toilet design would ever allow you to slap yourself in the nuts with a turd
Hermeneutics of toilets
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mtZmBvat4k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mtZmBvat4k)
French vs German vs Anglo-Saxon toilets
Revolutionary vs Conservative vs Liberal approach
I don’t get it
https://preview.redd.it/a4822jukqdkd1.png?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89b584f35f4ed223a925d2d68db7cf2ca192395b
*What*
And some manage both
Seriously, why do Dutch and Germans think toilets are turd presentation devices?
I can understand the Dutch just sitting there and staring at their own shit, but you’d expect a turd-obsessed German to have some sort of over-engineered mecha-toilet like the Japanese.
Alright, I’ll go get the Flammenwerfer…
neptune kiss for me but I take poseidon haha
thats actually disgusting pedro… I go in my nappy like a real man 👌
what about when your dick touches the toilet bowl?
This belongs in r/bigdickproblems
I guess moles caress is an exclusive for countries with that backwards toilet they use in the Netherlands. Or if you have like an extremely long shlong
Poseidon kiss
Stop it Poseidon! It’s just not cute anymore
Did someone mention the “[Poop Knife](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/)”?
What the actual fuck is this?
First time I ever hear of the “mole caress” and I’m laughing and cringing at the same fucking time
So either it’s shit and piss water splashing your ass on the regular or something that doesn’t happen at all. Hmmmm
https://preview.redd.it/3i6rk3n90ekd1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2264023eea3e4ec552546fb75dc79d756b25d0f
Mole caress is awful.
I personally call it a “kletser”
Though they usually slap your balls, I had one that remained upright against my balls, and I had to do a little squad for it to drop.
My balls have never felt the same since.
“You know what would make this toilet REALLY great? A poop-shelf. Then you can really let that poop get some open-air aroma to the surrounding air. Consider it socializing at a metalevel.”
Poseidon kiss
https://preview.redd.it/2ffwtqoa2ekd1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2667587c6a4e95cfec005e3b902e95c6a958e50e
The second one happened to me, except it touched the balls.
So, I dont know, is this the Poseidon Kiss, or a third variant? Because I dont recognize the experience, and it might be due to lower water level.
https://preview.redd.it/err66t2g2ekd1.png?width=1247&format=png&auto=webp&s=c389208a7496428459d591b770b49c6d4688f0e1
Perfect + phantom:
Your shit breaks perfectly around your anus, leaving no trace, AND the log is gone from the bowl.
I would sooner splash back any day than using those shelf shitter toilets.
Brown bagging it
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Living in Austria where we have both of them and both has happened to me.
Both for us.. and yes
In Germany it can be both.
The old house of my parents (and my apartment) had the first one. The current house of my parents has the second one (and I hate it)