THe third scene should include “and I am running for Vice President” because it makes it even mroe cringe (and he said it). It implies he knows people have no idea who he is beyond maybe having heard that he enjoys the company of couches.
“I used to drive a Chemo back in the day. It had racing stripes. Bitch could do zero to 60 in 6 seconds!”
– Man of the People JD Vance
JD Vance to himself, “Why am I talking to this woman? She could be post-menopausal! Gross!”
At least he found a white woman who has insurance that will pay for her chemo.
She might be his targeted demographic…
I’m from Ohio and I wish Tim Ryan had won every day this clown opens his mouth.
But wait, shouldn’t he be a relatable Appalachia guy?
Would you try to hold on until after you vote, I just need your vote!
only thing that beats this is trump throwing the paper towel rolls at the people in puerto rico.
Asking people how long they been at the donut shop but no follow up to their answer. Dude has no idea how to talk to people.
Blending? We don’t need no stinking blending.
I feel like Trump/Vance was a test to see if they could make the worst ticket of all time yet still have enough propaganda to get conservatives to vote for them.
I can’t unsee his haircut
Even his hair is weird.
“Guys, she doesn’t want to be filmed, so blur her face or something”
lmao this so nailed it!!
I don’t want to be on camera
The missing 5th frame: Lady says “Now I’m nauseous”.
I’m J.D. Vance.
So, what’s your point?
“Chemo huh?…. well! See ya later”
He’s just uncomfortable because there’s no couches in the room.
Mind if….uh…I sit on this…hmmm nice couch right here?
How did this guy get anywhere in politics with the charisma of soggy white bread?
“Just give me whatever makes sense” totally normal every day American* JD “Couchfucker” Vance
Vance: “How long have you had cancer in you?”
Woman: “5 months.”
Vance: “Okay, good. How long ago did your hair fall out?”
Woman: “A few weeks after I started chemo.”
Vance: “Okay, good. How long have you been holding that cup?”
Woman: “you watched me pick it up.”
Vance: “Okay, good…I’ve seen enough of this cancer lady, let’s go see some AIDS people, or lepers, whatever makes sense.”
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that haircut… wtf guys
How long have you chemoed here?
It’s not really new for them to be out of touch.
Remember when W said, “You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that.” ?
https://preview.redd.it/szun49homfkd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ae01634f20e5ba1775715fe1101723d3a094d25
And then there’s this guy
Mmh. Okay.
“Ok good”. lol. Hahahahaha
THe third scene should include “and I am running for Vice President” because it makes it even mroe cringe (and he said it). It implies he knows people have no idea who he is beyond maybe having heard that he enjoys the company of couches.
“I used to drive a Chemo back in the day. It had racing stripes. Bitch could do zero to 60 in 6 seconds!”
– Man of the People JD Vance
JD Vance to himself, “Why am I talking to this woman? She could be post-menopausal! Gross!”
At least he found a white woman who has insurance that will pay for her chemo.
She might be his targeted demographic…
I’m from Ohio and I wish Tim Ryan had won every day this clown opens his mouth.
But wait, shouldn’t he be a relatable Appalachia guy?
Would you try to hold on until after you vote, I just need your vote!
only thing that beats this is trump throwing the paper towel rolls at the people in puerto rico.
Asking people how long they been at the donut shop but no follow up to their answer. Dude has no idea how to talk to people.
Blending? We don’t need no stinking blending.
I feel like Trump/Vance was a test to see if they could make the worst ticket of all time yet still have enough propaganda to get conservatives to vote for them.
I can’t unsee his haircut
Even his hair is weird.
“Guys, she doesn’t want to be filmed, so blur her face or something”
lmao this so nailed it!!
I don’t want to be on camera
The missing 5th frame: Lady says “Now I’m nauseous”.
I’m J.D. Vance.
So, what’s your point?
“Chemo huh?…. well! See ya later”
He’s just uncomfortable because there’s no couches in the room.
Mind if….uh…I sit on this…hmmm nice couch right here?
How did this guy get anywhere in politics with the charisma of soggy white bread?
“Just give me whatever makes sense” totally normal every day American* JD “Couchfucker” Vance
Vance: “How long have you had cancer in you?”
Woman: “5 months.”
Vance: “Okay, good. How long ago did your hair fall out?”
Woman: “A few weeks after I started chemo.”
Vance: “Okay, good. How long have you been holding that cup?”
Woman: “you watched me pick it up.”
Vance: “Okay, good…I’ve seen enough of this cancer lady, let’s go see some AIDS people, or lepers, whatever makes sense.”