“He’s the one we call the ‘gravy seal’ behind his back, so don’t say anything.”
And he gives lectures about “That’s not really what would happen if…”
He likes guns, but doesn’t hunt.
He really likes guns.
He thinks camo is both a color and a fashion choice.
He also doesn’t get the irony of wearing jungle camo in a city.
He has a huge truck, but the only thing that gets put in the bed is empty beer cans.
He had US flags everywhere, but doesn’t know a thing about what’s actually in the constitution.
Chairborne Ranger.
“Yeah, Rick is coming over, he’s an acquired taste, if you know what I mean.”
“No, what do you mean?”
“Have you ever eaten dog shit?”
“Bro really needs a lot of attention. Don’t indulge him. It’s like feeding the pigeons.”
Just wouldn’t be my friend in the first place.
Nope, none of my friends are pathetic losers…
I did paintball one time with friends and while it was fun, those fuckin things hurt. Know what’s more fun? Whitewater rafting, jumping out of perfectly good airplanes, snowboarding, hiking, working on cars, building houses, making art, operating RC planes and cars, collecting cool rocks and fossils, travelling, and kayaking.
As a veteran, the most loud about our military and guns, are usually not veterans. I don’t want to talk about that stuff ever again.
Bold of him to assume he’d have any friends in the first place.
“He says he would have made a great general since he’s a natural leader, but he sprained his ankle in JV football when he was 14, so the military couldn’t take him”
Not a problem I would ever need to worry about. Even if I had friends, that guy would not be one of them.
“He’s going to drop the n-word with some hard-r’s. I.. I don’t know what to say. I just want to warn you.”
No, you’re the weird coworker I tell people about. We are not friends and I certainly do not introduce you to anyone.
“He’s a wanker. We mostly just ignore him and he still hasn’t noticed”
Military cosplay.
Oh, do I wish I had no need for this meme……
Kinda guy that complains about all the Mexicans but chooses Corona.
He’ll definitely be wearing a shirt that has a picture of Trump, colored as the American flag, wearing sunglasses, flipping the bird, and with a caption like, “Arrest this” or “You missed, bitch” or something
He’s all about identity…and politics
Corona? What type of masculine American is he?
These chuds always seem to think they’re the ones who are owed respect for their stolen valor, lip service, and cosplaying.
hey now, air soft is freaking fun… as long as the weirdos don’t show up
Has “I was going to join the Marines, but I’d punch the drill instructor in the face of he yelled at me” written all over him.
>look, he’s my wife’s brother. she worries about him, so like just be cool
Not the right stuff
That’s how babies drink from their “baba.” That’s not how adults drink.
Stolen valor cosplay.
If I have to do any explanation to someone else about someone I know. Then I no longer know them.
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‘Oh… He’s a cosplay military poseur.
Got it’
“He’s the one we call the ‘gravy seal’ behind his back, so don’t say anything.”
And he gives lectures about “That’s not really what would happen if…”
He likes guns, but doesn’t hunt.
He really likes guns.
He thinks camo is both a color and a fashion choice.
He also doesn’t get the irony of wearing jungle camo in a city.
He has a huge truck, but the only thing that gets put in the bed is empty beer cans.
He had US flags everywhere, but doesn’t know a thing about what’s actually in the constitution.
Chairborne Ranger.
“Yeah, Rick is coming over, he’s an acquired taste, if you know what I mean.”
“No, what do you mean?”
“Have you ever eaten dog shit?”
“Bro really needs a lot of attention. Don’t indulge him. It’s like feeding the pigeons.”
Just wouldn’t be my friend in the first place.
Nope, none of my friends are pathetic losers…
I did paintball one time with friends and while it was fun, those fuckin things hurt. Know what’s more fun? Whitewater rafting, jumping out of perfectly good airplanes, snowboarding, hiking, working on cars, building houses, making art, operating RC planes and cars, collecting cool rocks and fossils, travelling, and kayaking.
As a veteran, the most loud about our military and guns, are usually not veterans. I don’t want to talk about that stuff ever again.
Bold of him to assume he’d have any friends in the first place.
“He says he would have made a great general since he’s a natural leader, but he sprained his ankle in JV football when he was 14, so the military couldn’t take him”
Not a problem I would ever need to worry about. Even if I had friends, that guy would not be one of them.
“He’s going to drop the n-word with some hard-r’s. I.. I don’t know what to say. I just want to warn you.”
No, you’re the weird coworker I tell people about. We are not friends and I certainly do not introduce you to anyone.
“He’s a wanker. We mostly just ignore him and he still hasn’t noticed”
Military cosplay.
Oh, do I wish I had no need for this meme……
Kinda guy that complains about all the Mexicans but chooses Corona.
He’ll definitely be wearing a shirt that has a picture of Trump, colored as the American flag, wearing sunglasses, flipping the bird, and with a caption like, “Arrest this” or “You missed, bitch” or something
He’s all about identity…and politics
Corona? What type of masculine American is he?
These chuds always seem to think they’re the ones who are owed respect for their stolen valor, lip service, and cosplaying.
hey now, air soft is freaking fun… as long as the weirdos don’t show up
Has “I was going to join the Marines, but I’d punch the drill instructor in the face of he yelled at me” written all over him.
>look, he’s my wife’s brother. she worries about him, so like just be cool
Not the right stuff
That’s how babies drink from their “baba.” That’s not how adults drink.
Stolen valor cosplay.
If I have to do any explanation to someone else about someone I know. Then I no longer know them.
“oh cool what what was your MOS?”
*Crickets*
Got it. You’re full of shit. Noted.