Pierre knows, that's why he comes between us.

by Catwinky

28 comments
  1. That would deprive us of World War I and its sequel, are you really ready to do that, Barry?

  2. Because what we wanted and Hans wanted was mutually exclusive.

    It’s like that god-awful 1997 movie, Batman & Robin, where the two villans team up even though one wants to freeze the entire world and the other wants to cover the world with plants.

    Literally antithesis to each other.

  3. It would have been like playing a computer game on very easy. Sure you can do that but where is the fun rushing through the entire story in a short time?

  4. You threw a fit when we shared poland with the soviets. Yet you only declared war on us. We took that personaly.

  5. Up until 17th July 1917 Hans and Barry were quite open about it … Saxe-Coburg and Gotha? Good thing Barry changed that to Windsor so no one would suspect

  6. If you would’ve just let us roll through Belgium in WW1, we could’ve literally avoided Hitler. Why would you give a shit about Belgium? Why didn’t you want to stop Hitler? Now the Belgians they even bullied you out of the EU!

  7. I’m deeply uncomfortable being between some kind of Barry-Hans lovefest.

    Just stop it. Please go back to hating each other so I can play in the mud in peace.

  8. Tbh it’s all Kaiser Wilhelms fault, if Germany listened to Otto von Bismarck they probably would have been in a far more advantageous position going into the 1910s

  9. That’s rich, who fought tooth and nail here to keep them out of africa? Who invented concentration camps just because germany gave a few guns to independent farmers aye?

  10. If you all just stayed still while Charles V restored the Roman Empire we could have

  11. Because you are the one that threw a hissy fit when a recently unified German Empire tried to increase the size of its navy. Instead of allying with them then, you decided to ally with your enemy of centuries the French. That’s how much you hated any changes to your precious “balance of power” in Europe, you interfering narcissistic assholes.

  12. Barry really doesn’t remember the First World War. If you let them go through Belgium, or even stepped it up and helped against Fr*nce (you know your arch-nemesis).

    But suddenly you were buddy buddy with them with the entente.

    Now us swampy folks are military friends with Hans. As well as Japan lately… which is a little scary.

  13. The be fair Hitler was interested in an alliance with the British in the beginning, then the political climate changes in UK and it wasn’t possible anymore. 

    So it’s your fault Barry

  14. I hereby formally grant Hans and Barry 63 permission to carve up Russia in any way the please.

  15. Imagine the mostruosity of dishes they can create combined together! 🙏🙏🙏 we dodged a bullet

  16. My, my

    At Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender

    Oh, yeah

    And I have met my destiny in quite a similar way

    The history book on the shelf

    Is always repeating itself

  17. Barry!!! Germany is already the tamed dog of your son!

    lucky Germans that aren’t balcanized (🇦🇹 cough cough)

Leave a Reply