I have beheld the sacred chicken and it found me wanting. I shall now retire to a life of ignominy. Praise to the Great Cluck Cluck
All hail the Sacred Chicken!
Isn’t that a Sacred Cock?
O man of faltering spirit, hear these words, The blessed Lord, who is just and true, has entrusted you with a sacred duty, a duty you have so grievously neglected.
Though you have found the path to the sacred chicken statue, a blessed symbol through which divine favour is bestowed, you have kept the knowledge of it’s holy whereabouts to yourself, withholding it from your fellow pilgrims.
Oh, what sad times are these when passing pilgrims can be silent in times of need. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
Nice cock.
My uncle bought my mum something similar just so he can keep saying that he bought her a big plastic cock to put in the garden
That is a sacred cock.
I found a vibrator and lubricating gel in an Air BnB. The host claimed not to know about it.
Spy camera in it’s eye.
El Pollo Diablo!
That’s a cock! Where’s the nsfw tag?! Jermaine Jenas is that you?
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I have beheld the sacred chicken and it found me wanting. I shall now retire to a life of ignominy. Praise to the Great Cluck Cluck
All hail the Sacred Chicken!
Isn’t that a Sacred Cock?
O man of faltering spirit, hear these words, The blessed Lord, who is just and true, has entrusted you with a sacred duty, a duty you have so grievously neglected.
Though you have found the path to the sacred chicken statue, a blessed symbol through which divine favour is bestowed, you have kept the knowledge of it’s holy whereabouts to yourself, withholding it from your fellow pilgrims.
Oh, what sad times are these when passing pilgrims can be silent in times of need. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
Nice cock.
My uncle bought my mum something similar just so he can keep saying that he bought her a big plastic cock to put in the garden
That is a sacred cock.
I found a vibrator and lubricating gel in an Air BnB. The host claimed not to know about it.
Spy camera in it’s eye.
El Pollo Diablo!
That’s a cock! Where’s the nsfw tag?! Jermaine Jenas is that you?
I have beheld the sacred chicken.
All of my questions have been answered.
I am at one with the universe.
Hail to the beady-eyed king.