And lo, we beheld and it was magnificent!

by r3tromonkey

11 comments
  1. I have beheld the sacred chicken and it found me wanting. I shall now retire to a life of ignominy. Praise to the Great Cluck Cluck

  2. O man of faltering spirit, hear these words, The blessed Lord, who is just and true, has entrusted you with a sacred duty, a duty you have so grievously neglected.

    Though you have found the path to the sacred chicken statue, a blessed symbol through which divine favour is bestowed, you have kept the knowledge of it’s holy whereabouts to yourself, withholding it from your fellow pilgrims.

    Oh, what sad times are these when passing pilgrims can be silent in times of need. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

  3. My uncle bought my mum something similar just so he can keep saying that he bought her a big plastic cock to put in the garden

  4. That is a sacred cock.

    I found a vibrator and lubricating gel in an Air BnB. The host claimed not to know about it.

  5. I have beheld the sacred chicken.

    All of my questions have been answered.

    I am at one with the universe.

    Hail to the beady-eyed king.

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