Woke up and realized I’m not british, god is great
August 25, 2024
Woke up and realized I’m not british, god is great
by camora22
12 comments
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I’m so proud of you ❤️ I dream of a world where no child has to wake up in the morning and think “I’m British”.
Otoh you’re East German.
Barely an improvement. Basically Russian instead of basically Yank
I wake up every morning and thank God I’m British. That my ancestors sailed the seas and formed a formidable empire upon which the sun never set and brought our most friendly attitude* to those distant shores.
And now, as a British person, I thank the Lord himself for showing that to be born British is to win the lottery of life and not having to put up with raw pork.
*Skill issue if they lost a revolt.
>god is great
See, the problem is, you may not be British, but you *are* Turkish.
I’ll let you decide which is worse.
I woke up and realised I spent £2k on British citizenship….
No one is british.
Some poor folk might be bri’ish tho.
I thank god you’re not British too.
Thank god the English language dominates the world, so I didn’t have to learn German to read this comment
Woke up this morning and realised we exist in the minds of all inferior nations for the princely sum of £0.
Thought you east germs were atheist.
Woke up and *reali**s**ed* you used an amer*canism and thus are going to hell
12 comments
![gif](giphy|i4jTE9ZNFQQ1D7RbxK)
I’m so proud of you ❤️ I dream of a world where no child has to wake up in the morning and think “I’m British”.
Otoh you’re East German.
Barely an improvement. Basically Russian instead of basically Yank
I wake up every morning and thank God I’m British. That my ancestors sailed the seas and formed a formidable empire upon which the sun never set and brought our most friendly attitude* to those distant shores.
And now, as a British person, I thank the Lord himself for showing that to be born British is to win the lottery of life and not having to put up with raw pork.
*Skill issue if they lost a revolt.
>god is great
See, the problem is, you may not be British, but you *are* Turkish.
I’ll let you decide which is worse.
I woke up and realised I spent £2k on British citizenship….
No one is british.
Some poor folk might be bri’ish tho.
I thank god you’re not British too.
Thank god the English language dominates the world, so I didn’t have to learn German to read this comment
Woke up this morning and realised we exist in the minds of all inferior nations for the princely sum of £0.
Thought you east germs were atheist.
Woke up and *reali**s**ed* you used an amer*canism and thus are going to hell
Sometimes it’s shit being the main character.