Chaos in France after Macron refuses to name prime minister from leftwing coalition



Chaos in France after Macron refuses to name prime minister from leftwing coalition

https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/aug/26/chaos-in-france-after-macron-refuses-to-name-prime-minister-from-leftwing-coalition

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3 comments
  1. “I can’t help it,” said the scorpion, “It’s my nature.”

    [Bot wants a full 150 word reply for a top level comment. I’ll have AI do it:]

    ~~Certainly! Here’s a whimsical piece of nonsensical writing:~~

    ~~Once upon a time in a land where spaghetti trees grew under rainbow clouds, a mischievous pickle named Sir Crunchalot danced with glee. The sun wore purple sunglasses, while clouds auditioned for a role in a musical about flying turtles. Meanwhile, the ketchup river flowed uphill, defying all logic, as wise old turtles debated the philosophical implications of peanut butter. In this topsy-turvy realm, time ran backward, and chaotically cheerful llamas held tea parties with bewildered cacti. Every Wednesday, the moon would take a well-deserved break, leaving the stars to argue about the best flavor of ice cream. Everyone wore socks on their ears and sang lullabies to the daisies. As the cheese wagon rolled by, delivering dreams and wishes, a chorus of bananas harmonized the theme of friendship, reminding all that silly hats and giggles are the true treasures of life. And so, the pickle twirled until the stars went home.~~

  2. France trying to go 2 months without shutting down government: Challenge successfully failed.

    The following words have no bearing on my comment. I just needed to reach the limit:

    One day, a small tire grew from a rubber tree. Belgium came, Belgium conquered, Belgium slashed the left arm from the newly grown tire. The tire continued to grow and eventually took revenge on Belgium, Belgium is now back in Europe where it belongs.

    The tire was later assainated by the CIA.

  3. At this point I’m thinking that Macron is intentionally trying to throw the French government to the fascists. First was his snap election call where he thought that his “opponents” were going to win government, and then the socialists suddenly won. Now Macron is allying himself with the fascists and refusing to hand over the reigns of power.

    Macron is such a stupid little neo-liberal. 

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