Well it does work suprisingly well against knife attacks, dog bites and sharks.
It‘s one of the few things really working good against knifes. I also saw some tacticsl anti-knife unit once, that also had a full-body chainmail and a large stick to keep the attacker at a distance.
He’s Probably on his way knocking on the door of someone who insulted some politician on twitter
He is ready for the mud wizards re-emergence. Medieval problems require medieval solutions.
They are also equipped with fax
When you go out, take our umbrella and your anti stabbing chainmail, as an aside fuck the fucking pieces of shit that keep doing those stabbings
Oh is it that time of the week again?
Just shoot the wacko and be done with it. Save money and remove failures from the gene pool
I swear if you put some brand name on it and market it properly this may well become a thing in street culture across Europe.
Medieval problems require medieval solutions.
Medieval solutions for medieval problems
they also make these just as a glove for cleaning fish. They’re incredibly effective against slashing damage but provide disappointing resistance against piercing damage.
Where do I get these? I need some for the next city festival with a ‘diversity’ slogan. Our migrants are a bit ‘stabby’ lately. One killed 3 people last week.
Anyway, our politicians want to ban knifes to prevent this in the future. I think they may be special. I should send them a helmet, so they don’t hurt them self.
They’re playing csgo in real life
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Average Berliner
![gif](giphy|l1yA7Vl6juVsk|downsized)
Aren’t these designed to protect against knife attacks?
Makes sense, with all the knife violence going on over there lately…
Barry on his way to a festival in London
Well you can’t tell me that this doesn’t go hard af, looks pretty intimidating.
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Well it does work suprisingly well against knife attacks, dog bites and sharks.
It‘s one of the few things really working good against knifes.
I also saw some tacticsl anti-knife unit once, that also had a full-body chainmail and a large stick to keep the attacker at a distance.
He’s Probably on his way knocking on the door of someone who insulted some politician on twitter
He is ready for the mud wizards re-emergence. Medieval problems require medieval solutions.
They are also equipped with fax
When you go out, take our umbrella and your anti stabbing chainmail, as an aside fuck the fucking pieces of shit that keep doing those stabbings
Oh is it that time of the week again?
Just shoot the wacko and be done with it. Save money and remove failures from the gene pool
https://preview.redd.it/nbwezk7s27ld1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77cd824d97bcd07e321a9fb5e459728d7097cffb
lowkey cool though
I swear if you put some brand name on it and market it properly this may well become a thing in street culture across Europe.
Medieval problems require medieval solutions.
Medieval solutions for medieval problems
they also make these just as a glove for cleaning fish. They’re incredibly effective against slashing damage but provide disappointing resistance against piercing damage.
Where do I get these? I need some for the next city festival with a ‘diversity’ slogan. Our migrants are a bit ‘stabby’ lately. One killed 3 people last week.
Anyway, our politicians want to ban knifes to prevent this in the future. I think they may be special. I should send them a helmet, so they don’t hurt them self.
They’re playing csgo in real life
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Average Berliner
![gif](giphy|l1yA7Vl6juVsk|downsized)
Aren’t these designed to protect against knife attacks?
Makes sense, with all the knife violence going on over there lately…
Barry on his way to a festival in London
Well you can’t tell me that this doesn’t go hard af, looks pretty intimidating.
Because of the ongoing knife-attacks. Our police will be using [big-knives](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zweih%C3%A4nder) soon
Deus Vult
Teuton Order? Are they returning to Konigsberg?
Bringt des Grafen Schwert und Schild
Shit worked against big swords, shit gonna work for small knives.
WE ARE SO BACK BOYS. *fetches longbow*
I guess you know who is responsible for this
Genuienly surprised that I haven’t seen any British police ever to my knowledgeable wear chain mail. It’s fucking genius
Hans imported the middle ages