Over which dish is there a civil war in your country?
August 27, 2024
For Germany it's probably the great war between the (yucky) northern potato salad with mayonnaise,eggs and pickles and the (vastly superior) southern variety with vinegar, broth, and fried bacon&onions
by tsimen
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Nah it’s Krapfen vs. the other weird names my fellow countrymen call them
Digga, lass die Eier weg und pack Bauchspeck rein. Schön mit sauren GĂŒrkchen und’n Tag ziehen lassen!
Currywurst: Roasted Bratwurst or roasted scalded sausage? With or without coating? Curry sauce or curry ketchup?
There’s so many different factors people are arguing about.
The pronunciation of *Kex* (cracker)
Sea crayfish Vs lake crayfish
east coast “beef” kebab scraps Vs superior west coast pork gyros/kebab
Not so much a dish issue in Ireland, we have no cuisine, but we do still have a kitchen issue. Where do you store your toaster? On the worktop or in the cupboard?
Cheesecake with or without raisins
For us itâs between âribbeâ or âpinnekjĂžttâ for Christmas dinner
SPOILER ALERT: >!Itâs pinnekjĂžtt, and itâs not even close!<
Beer
Munich Beer revolutions.
The price of bread got raised. No reaction
The price of beer got raised. Major civil unrest, brewerys got seized by the people and the military refused orders to intervene
No matter where in germany you are from. Better nobody fuck with the beer
We keep our traditions on civil wars, so we fight for a lot of recipes:
* Potato omelette with/without onion. * Paella yihadists think there is only one recipe, but they forget that the pan where they do it is called paella too and also everything you cook on it. * Flamenquin is from Cordoba, but nothing done out of Cordoba is a real flamenquin. * Cocido. Oppressors think theirs is the only one valid. Who in hell makes a soup and detach ingredientes to eat them separated? Just the people who thinks fried calamari are ok for a sandwich.
The fronteer between german speakers and animals (french speakers) is literally called the Rösti-trench in Switzerland.
(Rösti being one of our national dishes)
Top one’s better
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My Breton brothers and I could genuinely go to war for this shit. Normans and their filthy unsalted butter will be the first to go
Souvlaki ir gyros or whatever you wanna call it….when you ask the name of it you might as well have caused the second greek civil war
Ehh, I’d eat both of the ones you’re feuding over Hans.
The inclusion or exclusion of black pudding and hash browns in a full English
Special mention : Scones or scones or scones
I can only think of ways to say dishs and foods Like sCon and scOne, Devon and Cornwall have the whole were to put the clotted cream on the sCon
Some people (idiots) say a Sunday Roast is with beef others with chicken and some with any roasted meat… but like thats a method really and I again most of the arugments are over a method or a dish that started out differently and then got the same name over the years due to ‘food standardisation’ from cook books
Edit: I come from Northumberland and just switch off when Snobby Southners talk about food so there could be arguments but I just don’t listern lol
OP, are you drunk? Both are delicious in their own way.
There are lots, but ironically the biggest one might be carbonara đ
How to eat a ‘tompouce’.
1. Take the top glazed part of, eat bottom part separate from top part. Obviously you end with top part want lekkerste voor het laatste bewaren.
2. Stuff the entire thing in your gullet like a savage.
3. Go completely mesjogge, take the top of, turn it around with the sticky delicious part down on the creamy part.
Friet or patat, thatâs the Dutch question. Our country is devided by some kind of French Fries Curtain. Limburg and North Brabant claim itâs friet and the rest calls it patat.
Uhh I want to try the lower one! I legit love german food.
German bros, you donât need to go to war because of potato salad. Both versions suck!
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Nah it’s Krapfen vs. the other weird names my fellow countrymen call them
Paella is synonym of war.
https://preview.redd.it/pj2m8kzuz8ld1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa26b7feddd8206b0ccb29423355bc492d53457
Potato, bacon and broth certainly sounds much nicer but also much less like a salad
[This](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5f/Pain_au_chocolat_Luc_Viatour.jpg)
Potato omelette with or without onion
Easy. Scones.
# PAIN AU CHOCOLATINE
Mayonnaise savages.
Sagres and Super Bock
Arancina / Arancino war, though is a mere lexicology war.
In Palermo area, you eat Arancina.
In Catania area, you eat Arancino.
The lexicology war is pretty heated.
In the Netherlands it’s Patat vs friet.
Chicken Tikka Masala which was invented by Ali Ahmed Aslam in Glasgow
Begun, the curry wars have
Potato Tortilla: with or without onion? Ofc WITH onion, that’s the only correct answer.
https://www.matprat.no/oppskrifter/gjester/waldorfsalat/
Waldorf salad. The amount of whipped cream and mayonnaise should be equal by weight! And it should not have pineapple like the recipe I linked.
For winter: pandoro or panettone.
For the summer: peach tea or lemon tea.
For all seasons: arancina or arancino.
Pandoro vs. Panettone.
[SPOILER] both are shit
Conflict between Concebollistas and Sincebollistas is as old as time.
Southern potato salad all the way.
food is amazing everywhere in portugal, we fight over beer sagres vs super bock
Frietđ
But only because uncivilised Hollanders call it âPaTaTâđ„
I dont know. For me its putting mint into capuns, while many regions dont, but capuns is basically only made in one canton/state..
Mustard on the bratwurst?
Cheese fondue with or without potatoes?
Ghackets mit Hörnli with or without applesauce?
Cheese as apéro or dessert?
I really dont now.
Patat and friet
Digga, lass die Eier weg und pack Bauchspeck rein.
Schön mit sauren GĂŒrkchen und’n Tag ziehen lassen!
Currywurst: Roasted Bratwurst or roasted scalded sausage? With or without coating? Curry sauce or curry ketchup?
There’s so many different factors people are arguing about.
The pronunciation of *Kex* (cracker)
Sea crayfish Vs lake crayfish
east coast “beef” kebab scraps Vs superior west coast pork gyros/kebab
Not so much a dish issue in Ireland, we have no cuisine, but we do still have a kitchen issue. Where do you store your toaster? On the worktop or in the cupboard?
Cheesecake with or without raisins
For us itâs between âribbeâ or âpinnekjĂžttâ for Christmas dinner
https://preview.redd.it/ya2f60r5b9ld1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87384ac928a6fed00e4fcaacc7dc2a1872f2c307
SPOILER ALERT: >!Itâs pinnekjĂžtt, and itâs not even close!<
Beer
Munich Beer revolutions.
The price of bread got raised. No reaction
The price of beer got raised. Major civil unrest, brewerys got seized by the people and the military refused orders to intervene
No matter where in germany you are from. Better nobody fuck with the beer
We keep our traditions on civil wars, so we fight for a lot of recipes:
* Potato omelette with/without onion.
* Paella yihadists think there is only one recipe, but they forget that the pan where they do it is called paella too and also everything you cook on it.
* Flamenquin is from Cordoba, but nothing done out of Cordoba is a real flamenquin.
* Cocido. Oppressors think theirs is the only one valid. Who in hell makes a soup and detach ingredientes to eat them separated? Just the people who thinks fried calamari are ok for a sandwich.
The fronteer between german speakers and animals (french speakers) is literally called the Rösti-trench in Switzerland.
(Rösti being one of our national dishes)
Top one’s better
![gif](giphy|x84Vdy91Q4O88)
My Breton brothers and I could genuinely go to war for this shit. Normans and their filthy unsalted butter will be the first to go
Souvlaki ir gyros or whatever you wanna call it….when you ask the name of it you might as well have caused the second greek civil war
Ehh, I’d eat both of the ones you’re feuding over Hans.
The inclusion or exclusion of black pudding and hash browns in a full English
Special mention : Scones or scones or scones
I can only think of ways to say dishs and foods
Like sCon and scOne, Devon and Cornwall have the whole were to put the clotted cream on the sCon
Some people (idiots) say a Sunday Roast is with beef others with chicken and some with any roasted meat… but like thats a method really and I again most of the arugments are over a method or a dish that started out differently and then got the same name over the years due to ‘food standardisation’ from cook books
Edit: I come from Northumberland and just switch off when Snobby Southners talk about food so there could be arguments but I just don’t listern lol
OP, are you drunk? Both are delicious in their own way.
There are lots, but ironically the biggest one might be carbonara đ
How to eat a ‘tompouce’.
1. Take the top glazed part of, eat bottom part separate from top part. Obviously you end with top part want lekkerste voor het laatste bewaren.
2. Stuff the entire thing in your gullet like a savage.
3. Go completely mesjogge, take the top of, turn it around with the sticky delicious part down on the creamy part.
Friet or patat, thatâs the Dutch question. Our country is devided by some kind of French Fries Curtain. Limburg and North Brabant claim itâs friet and the rest calls it patat.
Uhh I want to try the lower one! I legit love german food.
German bros, you donât need to go to war because of potato salad. Both versions suck!
Stick to your sausages and beer!