A badger just tried to start on me in my own garden.
August 28, 2024
A badger just tried to start on me in my own garden.
by JEZTURNER
30 comments
You mean his garden.
He was checking you out for mashed potatoes
They have razor sharp teeth. Lucky it didn’t bite your leg off
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“Look at this two legged, ape looking, prick. Wandering around my damn garden with his torch, thinking he’s the big man. Watch me scare the shit out of him.”
Badger don’t give a shit!
That big loaf would be more than happy if you just put some peanut butter somewhere… Or removing a limb or two for someone silly enough to stand in front of a badger.
Loveable little murder machines.
It would have been favorable for all the rest of you if he had fucked you up and you captured it on video.
So many people naively think badgers are cute, cartoon animals.
But they are, in reality, horrible vicious fuckers. Riddled with diseases too.
That’s awesome only ever seen one badger in the wild. Seen loads on the side of the road hit by cars. Please take care of it.
You’ve got to control them man, you know. They’ve got TB.
My people are not to be trifled with. đŸ¦¡
It’s probably Milhouse.
I have never seen the elusive UK badger!
Imagine what would’ve happened if the camera wasn’t there
The badger looked you up and down like a piece of meat. You are lucky it decided not to get amorous with you that night
Did you spill it’s pint?
Don’t mess with Badgers, they will F**k you up big-time.
They are proper hard fuckers when they want to be. Bloke my dad knew got his finger bitten off by one once.
There was once a rogue badger terrorising my university town about 15 or so years ago, trying to fight buses and shit.
One day I was walking home from the local Chinese and it crossed my path. I froze and wondered if I threw my egg fried rice at it would it distract it long enough to run down the hill home.
Luckily enough, because it crossed MY path, it ran off. I think I evaded death that day…
They are vicious little bastards when they want to be…
Either turn him into a brush and have a wet shave with him, give him some instant mashed potatoes, or shut up and accept it.
30 comments
You mean his garden.
He was checking you out for mashed potatoes
They have razor sharp teeth. Lucky it didn’t bite your leg off
đŸ‘€
“Look at this two legged, ape looking, prick. Wandering around my damn garden with his torch, thinking he’s the big man. Watch me scare the shit out of him.”
Badger don’t give a shit!
That big loaf would be more than happy if you just put some peanut butter somewhere… Or removing a limb or two for someone silly enough to stand in front of a badger.
Loveable little murder machines.
It would have been favorable for all the rest of you if he had fucked you up and you captured it on video.
So many people naively think badgers are cute, cartoon animals.
But they are, in reality, horrible vicious fuckers. Riddled with diseases too.
That’s awesome only ever seen one badger in the wild. Seen loads on the side of the road hit by cars. Please take care of it.
You’ve got to control them man, you know. They’ve got TB.
My people are not to be trifled with. đŸ¦¡
It’s probably Milhouse.
I have never seen the elusive UK badger!
Imagine what would’ve happened if the camera wasn’t there
The badger looked you up and down like a piece of meat. You are lucky it decided not to get amorous with you that night
Did you spill it’s pint?
Don’t mess with Badgers, they will F**k you up big-time.
They are proper hard fuckers when they want to be. Bloke my dad knew got his finger bitten off by one once.
There was once a rogue badger terrorising my university town about 15 or so years ago, trying to fight buses and shit.
One day I was walking home from the local Chinese and it crossed my path. I froze and wondered if I threw my egg fried rice at it would it distract it long enough to run down the hill home.
Luckily enough, because it crossed MY path, it ran off. I think I evaded death that day…
They are vicious little bastards when they want to be…
Either turn him into a brush and have a wet shave with him, give him some instant mashed potatoes, or shut up and accept it.
Holy shit look at the size of that fella
Play this and you can rave together….
“Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, MUSHROOM!!”
I don’t think wild animals care about property boundaries
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
TBH my money’s on the badger
Those eyes in the shadows are Creepy
Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers!
Mustelids are so cool. Badgers get a bad rep