is this a rare w from Pierre??



by Pristine_Coat5892

40 comments
  1. It’s not a win, it’s a monument to hundreds of years of oppression of and theft from the population.

  2. Welll… it’s a french castle. Like many hundred other. Don’t you have these in your country ?

  3. my Scandinavian peasant mind watching central European grandiose architecture.

    ![gif](giphy|87jGhdRVzUOJNh2s0q|downsized)

  4. Ahh the french chateaux. The way to make a millionaire a regular person.

    Mandatory very costly maintenance for the owner and not a single soul who’ll buy it off you.

  5. This part of France is known for the quantity of castles, and for the information Chambord’s castle has 365 chimneys

  6. That’s not a castle, that’s a manor.

    Where’s the defensible moat? The high walls to block missile attacks? The drawbridge? Why does it have closed glass windows, how are you supposed to shoot projectiles at ruffians, bandits and invading armies from the safety of your keep if the glass windows on the ground-floor are being broken and entered? 

    Where are the crenelations? 

    Where are the stores of resources, weapons and food for the men you need to defend yourself? 

    0/10, will get stormed by the barbarian horse-lords. 

  7. The music is Mozart. They couldn’t even find a decent Fr*nch composer for the music. Uncultured swines.

  8. Lol this is fake ! The inside does not look like that at all.
    In fact there isn’t much furniture, it’s pretty empty.

    Try Versailles though ^^

  9. Saying this as a Barry in Barryland, but honestly most of the French countryside is a W. Castles, wine, cheese, fresh produce, bread, very few Pierres… There’s a reason so many of us retire there.

  10. The inside seems fake, not the outside, which admitedly looks otherwordly. French nobles had it too good, they were asking for it

  11. No, châteaux are boring ass aristocratic houses that all look the same

    Give me an actual caste built on a rock that’s partially in ruins. That shit slaps.

  12. The win was that they had a… talk with the parasites who sucked the country dry to build these things.

  13. I LOVE THAT THIS IS SET TO AUSTRIAN MUSIC.

    Because France doesn’t have any composers. It’s centuries before Daft Punk

  14. It hasn’t been even a year and I’m already so tired of having to check stuff for AI. Next thing i’m gonna have to fact check and make sure something on the internet is true instead of taking everything as truth yikes

  15. The beauty of Chambord is the terrace on the roof. It’s like a small town up there.

  16. Say what you want about the *rench but those frog eaters where DAMN good at architecture.

    So good in fact that evil moustache man first wanted to turn Paris into a parking lot but when he visited he went all “This shit is dope af yall. Speer, make me something like this but bigger.”

  17. outside is a W, inside is AI generated bullshit because french people lack interior design qualitys.

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