‘What Color Is He Now?’: Trump’s ‘New Hue,’ Excessive Sweating, and ‘Dripping Bronzer’ Spark Drug Rumors at Michigan Rally

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1. Rudy must have recommended trump’s new make up.

2. He just looks sick.

3. And sweaty

4. Looks like a greasy dog turd

5. Creosote

6. And smelly.

7. Trump wants to get none of those orange jobs.

8. Cocaine is one hell of a drug

9. When did Trump decide to change skin color?
   He was white but now he’s orange? Was it out of convenience?

   He needs to address Americans on this issue!

10. Tweeker.

11. He looks like sweaty cheese

12. wow. Just like hitler.

13. I was just wondering earlier tonight if there’s any drug testing involved when someone becomes president.

14. So next week we’re going to see machine gun toting, traitorous, diaper wearing, cum guzzling, addy’d out, fascist MAGAs defending their Orange/Bronze/pasty white Adoofus Shittler-in-chief

    ^and ^no ^one ^noticed ^a ^difference.

15. Could it have been really hot at the rally? Plus he’s doing multiple rallies in one day now.

16. Is this his final form or can he go even further?

17. Maybe Theo Von really got him jonesing for that Cocaine.

    Hahaha. That would be hilarious, seeing a Coked up Trump.

18. He’s so fucking gross and weird

19. This sub is called “Anything Goes News” but really seems like it’s just “Anything Left Goes”

20. VOTE!

21. Festering wet turd bronze pairs well with clairol duck yellow #3

22. From Orange Julius to the Red Skull.

    Trump voters really are just voting for JD Vance to assume the office in less than a year at this point, whether via true incapcitation or a takeover under the auspices of incapcitation via the 25th Amendment.

    It’s all fun and games until the “you won’t have to vote anymore” ticket is primed to have the 40 year old Heritage puppet take over.

23. He’ll be selling bronzer next.

24. Is that brown face?