I think that after a couple of days on the front they end up discovering they are indeed made of banana smoothie
sunflowerseeds….
Part DJI mavic, part shrapnel, part potato…. Some Mobik probably…
You could re-edit this so that every time it cuts back to RU soldiers being tough, it’s just a video showing a RU soldier offing himself. More realistic than this.
Excellent, we have the beginning part of the “Expectations Vs Reality” montage.
Just watch some of these drone drop videos lads, they will show you exactly what you are made off. A bit of an internal anatomy class if you will.
Clown show
Translation please<3
Very nice the scene with the teddy bear hanging from the backpack. I assume it was stolen from an Ukrainian little girl after it was rapped and executed…
So you’re saying the choice is stay home, eat ice cream, drive a Ferrari, and be a model, or end up torn to shreds on r/UkraineWarVideoReport? Seems like an easy decision.
……I mean…..forget the fact that I can’t understand the language, but what is this trying to say?
You can either:
A. Stay at home, eat icecream, drive a Ferrari, and be a model. Or…..
B. Die in a trench for Putin.
I don’t think this is sending the message they were intending lol.
Arent the portrayed civilians the kind of people russia hates?
Some dumb cunt in Russia is going to see this and sign a contract and then wind up in a POW video later saying he was lied to
What are you made of?
If the videos I’ve seen here are any indicator, they are made of meat.
“What are made off soldier? ”
“Meat! , commander”
“Gut gut comrade, now go and die for the muterland”
live life how the fuck you want or become a slave of the dictatorship and be used in meatwaves? you are stronk enlist today
This was actually funny. I bet all the dudes that fit this persona are going to down vote this video “hard”
Meat…you are made of meat comrade! Good for the meat grinder!
Jump in!
Reminder kids. No respawn no godemode.
The CGI on the tanks was pretty good.
When new Russian recruits are processed, they should ask them for their favorite death metal band, so we know which music to dub over their drone death video.
Orc with stolen teddy bear about to get hit with a drone.
Cut to the son of a high Kremlin official in Berlin eating an ice cream.
Cut to trenches in Ukraine orc hopping a grenade in his hand and contemplating if it’s better to blow himself up with it or to use his AK to blow his alcohol soaked brains out.
Cut to the son of Russian minister in Paris sucking some fresh juice.
Cut to orc unit in Eastern Ukraine hiding in ruins and waiting for an Ukrainian drone to fly trough the window and blow them up.
Cut to the son of a Russian oligarch having an intimate moment with his sports car.
Cut to orcs on a tank ready to be launched on the space with the turret.
Cut to son of a FSB general presenting his new clothing line in Rome.
Cut to orcs in Kursk People’s Republic about to be run over by their own IFV.
Can’t lie they good at dropping fire adverts.
So putler admits that he’s gay?
My first thought when I saw the teddy bear: must has been looted.
Second thought, they admit they have such men in russia? lol
Pure cognitive dissonance. While Daniil Solovyov is literally living the lifestyle outside of uniform depicted in the “decadent” West, the reality of Russian troops is that of a poorly equipped armed mob of hobos who are getting a routine dose *dedovshchina*, sometimes caught on drone footage.
This has a low brow appeal, in Russia and the identity-challenged Qanon echo chambers it gets recycled in.
Join cannon fodders, and earn bag of onions.
Ironically Putin has spent decades on creating completely apathetic apolitical society. Successfully. Now he tries to reverse process, but it is too late. All propaganda can achieve is make Russians support war from their sofas.
Isn’t that model in his underwear a reference to Solovyov’s son in London who fits all the “bad” stereotypes about effeminate Russian men prancing around in front of the camera?
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Answer: potatoes vodka and bread.
Answer: Meat.
I think that after a couple of days on the front they end up discovering they are indeed made of banana smoothie
sunflowerseeds….
Part DJI mavic, part shrapnel, part potato…. Some Mobik probably…
You could re-edit this so that every time it cuts back to RU soldiers being tough, it’s just a video showing a RU soldier offing himself. More realistic than this.
Excellent, we have the beginning part of the “Expectations Vs Reality” montage.
Just watch some of these drone drop videos lads, they will show you exactly what you are made off. A bit of an internal anatomy class if you will.
Clown show
Translation please<3
Very nice the scene with the teddy bear hanging from the backpack. I assume it was stolen from an Ukrainian little girl after it was rapped and executed…
So you’re saying the choice is stay home, eat ice cream, drive a Ferrari, and be a model, or end up torn to shreds on r/UkraineWarVideoReport? Seems like an easy decision.
……I mean…..forget the fact that I can’t understand the language, but what is this trying to say?
You can either:
A. Stay at home, eat icecream, drive a Ferrari, and be a model. Or…..
B. Die in a trench for Putin.
I don’t think this is sending the message they were intending lol.
Arent the portrayed civilians the kind of people russia hates?
Some dumb cunt in Russia is going to see this and sign a contract and then wind up in a POW video later saying he was lied to
What are you made of?
If the videos I’ve seen here are any indicator, they are made of meat.
“What are made off soldier? ”
“Meat! , commander”
“Gut gut comrade, now go and die for the muterland”
live life how the fuck you want or become a slave of the dictatorship and be used in meatwaves? you are stronk enlist today
This was actually funny. I bet all the dudes that fit this persona are going to down vote this video “hard”
Meat…you are made of meat comrade! Good for the meat grinder!
Jump in!
Reminder kids. No respawn no godemode.
The CGI on the tanks was pretty good.
When new Russian recruits are processed, they should ask them for their favorite death metal band, so we know which music to dub over their drone death video.
Orc with stolen teddy bear about to get hit with a drone.
Cut to the son of a high Kremlin official in Berlin eating an ice cream.
Cut to trenches in Ukraine orc hopping a grenade in his hand and contemplating if it’s better to blow himself up with it or to use his AK to blow his alcohol soaked brains out.
Cut to the son of Russian minister in Paris sucking some fresh juice.
Cut to orc unit in Eastern Ukraine hiding in ruins and waiting for an Ukrainian drone to fly trough the window and blow them up.
Cut to the son of a Russian oligarch having an intimate moment with his sports car.
Cut to orcs on a tank ready to be launched on the space with the turret.
Cut to son of a FSB general presenting his new clothing line in Rome.
Cut to orcs in Kursk People’s Republic about to be run over by their own IFV.
Can’t lie they good at dropping fire adverts.
So putler admits that he’s gay?
My first thought when I saw the teddy bear: must has been looted.
Second thought, they admit they have such men in russia? lol
Pure cognitive dissonance. While Daniil Solovyov is literally living the lifestyle outside of uniform depicted in the “decadent” West, the reality of Russian troops is that of a poorly equipped armed mob of hobos who are getting a routine dose *dedovshchina*, sometimes caught on drone footage.
This has a low brow appeal, in Russia and the identity-challenged Qanon echo chambers it gets recycled in.
Join cannon fodders, and earn bag of onions.
Ironically Putin has spent decades on creating completely apathetic apolitical society. Successfully. Now he tries to reverse process, but it is too late. All propaganda can achieve is make Russians support war from their sofas.
Isn’t that model in his underwear a reference to Solovyov’s son in London who fits all the “bad” stereotypes about effeminate Russian men prancing around in front of the camera?
This feels like an SNL skit.