Saw this meme elsewhere. Had to fix it to my weeks experience in Sicily. Like what's the deal with the Italians on the road? Always blinking their headlights to pressure you from behind. Where are you rushing to?

by Tsuke35

12 comments

  1. 30 limit = no limit

    50 limit = no limit

    90 limit = no limit

    110 limit = no limit

    130 limit = no limit

    Area with autovelox or average speed velox = limit

    Here’s a quick guide for you

  2. When people do this the line we throw is: “why are you in a rush? Is your wife putting horns on you? (Cheating on you)”

  3. … me wondering what is luigi doing to you.

    you’re with bulged eyes…. a veeery wide smile……

  4. In Sicily, we only have 3 rules on the road:

    1. Every single man outside your car is a cuck.

    2. Every single woman outside your car is a bitch.

    3. Right of way is decided through a game of chicken: first to brake and stop has to let the other driver pass.

  5. > Where are you rushing to?

    🔳 Mamma made pasta allo scoglio (you don’t want to be late, otherwise she’ll throw you out the house)

    🔳 You’re running from the mafia boss (he wants to dip you in acid)

    🔳 You ate too many cannoli (your lactose intollerant ass can’t hold them in)

  8. you have to keep repeating to yourself: “the road is mine, you don’t exist, I am the strongest and the fastest and I always have the right of way”

  11. My drive instructor brought me to have the written driving exam at 150 without wearing the seatbelt

  12. Don’t forget Luigi’s signature move: Overtaking on the right via the service lane in a VW Sharan with a shitton of stuff on its roof and the whole family inside.

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