They say the best things in life are free. Is this abandoned sushi one of them?

by mudlouse

33 comments
  1. I used to clean buses for work and once found a whole quiche lorraine on the upper floor. Was a real moral dilemma on how to handle it

  2. A man ate abandoned sushi he found while having a walk. This is what happened to his organs.

  3. Oh yes, do eat it. And if you find some perfume lying around, just spray yourself with it. What could possibly go wrong?

  4. If explosive diarrhoea is your hobby.
    My niece told me her idiot boyfriend purchased clearance sushi from a garage, left it in his car for the afternoon and then ate it. Shitting and puking for three days.

  5. I have seen staff at chain stores gather up all the food nearing its expiration date and leave it in building doorways and on street corners for homeless people to find. I’ve never been sure if this is an official company policy or just a personal act of charity by the staff to redistribute the food rather than letting perfectly good items go to waste in the bin.

  6. Heed the words of Money (That’s What I Want) by The Flying Lizards when it comes to what you want.

    >The best things in life are free.
    But this does not apply to
    YO! Sushi
    You want money

    >(That’s what I want)
    That’s what you want
    [Repeat]

    >Sushi gives you such a thrill
    But found sushi could well just kill
    You want money

    >(That’s what I want)
    That’s what you want
    [Repeat]

    >Money doesn’t get you everything
    It’s true
    But free sushi could make you poo
    I want money

    >(That’s what you want)
    That’s what I want
    [Repeat]

    >(That’s what I want)
    I want sushi
    I want lots of free sushi
    (That’s what I want)
    Give me your sushi
    (That’s what I want)
    Just give me sushi
    (That’s what I want)

    Or at least that’s how I think the lyrics go, give or take a few words.

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