The Media’s never gonna report it! It was the most explosive crash anyone’s ever seen. Biggest one I’ve ever seen. It was bigger than any Micheal bay film has ever done. 🤡
The fact that I have no idea if he actually said this or not is absolutely wild.
**It’s true.**
He said Kobe was telling him how Kamala was a really bad person before the crash.
/s
From his ugly mouth to God’s or Satan’s ears.
Yippee! Can I come to the funeral
When he washes the orange paint off his face, he needs to try a little harder.
“Well look at that? Jesus resurrected me! I took a bullet for America! Then I died for America! Now I’ve risen again for America! Vote for me, and buy my new golden resurrection crucifix! Limited edition, signed by me. Your God, Donald J Trump!” ~🍊💩
If Trump actually said that and that he was resurrected after three days some of his cult would believe him.
Can this be real?
I believe Marion Barry was piloting the helicopter. Oh no, I mean Willie Brown!
There are a lot of people who really need to pee and want to visit that grave site.
I ran out of orange makeup, I can’t debate naked!
He needs to wipe more.
So will the ceremony be in a golf course?
Where’s my shoes? My shoes!!
“I can make that happen for you.” – Vladimir Putin, probably.
No one has ever crashed in a helicopter better.
“The helicopter was full of my black friends. So many black friends. More black friends than you can imagine. I have the most black friends”
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Full article: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-backs-out-of-debate-by-claiming
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The Media’s never gonna report it! It was the most explosive crash anyone’s ever seen. Biggest one I’ve ever seen. It was bigger than any Micheal bay film has ever done. 🤡
The fact that I have no idea if he actually said this or not is absolutely wild.
**It’s true.**
He said Kobe was telling him how Kamala was a really bad person before the crash.
/s
From his ugly mouth to God’s or Satan’s ears.
Yippee! Can I come to the funeral
When he washes the orange paint off his face, he needs to try a little harder.
“Well look at that? Jesus resurrected me! I took a bullet for America! Then I died for America! Now I’ve risen again for America! Vote for me, and buy my new golden resurrection crucifix! Limited edition, signed by me. Your God, Donald J Trump!”
~🍊💩
If Trump actually said that and that he was resurrected after three days some of his cult would believe him.
Can this be real?
I believe Marion Barry was piloting the helicopter. Oh no, I mean Willie Brown!
There are a lot of people who really need to pee and want to visit that grave site.
I ran out of orange makeup, I can’t debate naked!
He needs to wipe more.
So will the ceremony be in a golf course?
Where’s my shoes? My shoes!!
“I can make that happen for you.” – Vladimir Putin, probably.
No one has ever crashed in a helicopter better.
“The helicopter was full of my black friends. So many black friends. More black friends than you can imagine. I have the most black friends”
🤞 🚁 🤞
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