Bird 1: “Bro, what f*ck is going on down there!?” Bird 2: “Looks like that dog’s playing with his toy and human, what the f*ck is wrong with you?” Bird 1: “It looks a lot like a c”ck, anyone can see that?” Bird : “This is why Sheila left George, you’re thinking with your balls”
Yeah, colouring the ‘bone’ pink was certainly a choice.
The bestest boy
Nothing a dog likes more than muching on a big boner
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Why?
Looks like a good book tbh.
I mean… I’ve heard of “give a dog a bone” but this is maybe too much.
Least the Mum seems to be enjoying the sight of that.
That _has_ to be intentional 😅
I want to go to sleep and stay that way after seeing this
Is that from the Biff, Chip and Kipper series. Some of the illustrations in those are hilariously obscene.
I don’t suppose you have the title/author or ISBN for those of us who might want to investigate if our local library has the book?
EDIT: Am genuinely baffled why a reasonable question is being downvoted here.
At least it’s only one crab on the dog, could be worse.
Dog’s making eye contact and everything.
Please tell me this is one of those piss take children’s books made by a comedian?
Else what in the actual fuck, who greenlit this imagery for a children’s book? Lmao.
And this is why most kids learn by reading The Magic Key books
The dog’s got crabs too
If you don’t like that, how about this nice bedtime book? [https://www.amazon.co.uk/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/0857862650](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/0857862650)
There’s an audio companion by Samuel L Jackson [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDCqgHLX8Ys](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDCqgHLX8Ys) (Warning – not suitable for work)
Now, that’s the real story here😂
Bird 1: “Bro, what f*ck is going on down there!?”
Bird 2: “Looks like that dog’s playing with his toy and human, what the f*ck is wrong with you?”
Bird 1: “It looks a lot like a c”ck, anyone can see that?”
Bird : “This is why Sheila left George, you’re thinking with your balls”
Yeah, colouring the ‘bone’ pink was certainly a choice.
The bestest boy
Nothing a dog likes more than muching on a big boner
r/thatsapenis
Reminds me of [this quiz.](https://www.quotev.com/quiz/11838191/Sex-Toy-or-Dog-Toy)
Biff, Chip and Kipper vibes
There’s no way that’s not deliberate.
I was going to say r/mildypenis
Nope! Maybe there’s another although that could be a rabbit hole!
At least it didn’t say Daddy