I went to denmark this year and I did no research because I simply thought: European country, so should work out. Debit card works without needing to see a single danish kroner. I could simply install the local transit apps and buy tickets online. I installed an app to rent local bicycles for the first time in my life. Shit ain’t hard. Why do Americans think they’ll die if they don’t use their own countries money and modes of transportations?
Will people be amazed by my 1/523 Italian ancestry?
Gondolieri when someone tries to Uber them: Va’ in mona, probably
Is there any ways to charge my phone while I’m in Venice or should I bring 5 external batteries ? Since it’s Europe and not Africa maybe they have a village’s socket where everyone can do some charging ?
If I have to send a message to my family do they have internet or should I find a telegraph office ?
He should just go to Venice Beach
I expected this was from some Dutch peasant, didn’t expected the friendly fire.
Don’t bother visiting Venice, it’s less authentic than New Jersey.
Because of the taxi mafia, and I wish it was a joke
Edit: oh nvm it’s venice. I thought the joke was about the fact we don’t have uber, only later it hit me that you know, venice is on the fucking water
In Ameritard minds, Venice = The Venetian Las Vegas
It’s just a harmless question
OP is using deepl. OP is a good OP
Do they have freedom? Or should I bring some
And when will they have a Costco? Can I park from F-150 truck somewhere?
What kind of animal uses hard currency? I haven’t touched money since before corona. My entire wallet is literally one debit card (which I don’t use 95% of the time because of my phone / smart watch). That’s it.
You don’t understand how real is the struggle.
Years ago a rich Russian tourist planning to go to Venice for the first time, asked for a VIP-class transfer from Marco Polo airport to her hotel near St. Mark’s Square. When her travel agent specified the transfer would be by motor boat, she was horrified and demanded it to be by Mercedes S class. Her travel agent eventually convinced her that it is not possible to arrive to St. Mark’s Square with a car.
Fast forward to when she returned to Moscow.
The audacious bitch was so audacious she went to her travel agency and made a whole scene saying she was scammed by the agency and its italian partners: she saw it was quite possible to reach St. Marks’ square with the car, they have scammed her because the vip-class motorboat costed too much and a transfer by vip-class car would have been much cheaper.
The travel agency confronted her asking if she ever saw a car on St. Mark’s square.
She answered that infact she did not, but she walked all around Venice and she saw cars could fit in the city sidewalks, that St. Mark’s Square is quite big and there was probably underground garages hidden by the heinous Italians. Moreover, she got to know that Mestre is actualy Venice, and she saw cars in Mestre. So everybody was clearly trying to steal money from her.
The travel agency showed her proof that car traffic is forbidden in Venice city center (the island part) and as a result, she ran away yelling to the poor travel agents they lost their best client.
She actually never went to that travel agency again.
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They don’t even have a highway into the city 🙄
https://preview.redd.it/ug8ksbjuwlmd1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=044cb82edcac7af1981b63d034b89ceb1ddaa990
Do Venice have Walmart ?
Can I come in Italy with my guns ?
What is Venezia? I don’t want to go there, I need to go to Venice.
Yes of course they have Uber it’s Italy they have [Fiat Panda Terramare](https://www.motorpasion.com/coches-hibridos-alternativos/fiat-panda-terramare)
I went to denmark this year and I did no research because I simply thought: European country, so should work out.
Debit card works without needing to see a single danish kroner. I could simply install the local transit apps and buy tickets online. I installed an app to rent local bicycles for the first time in my life. Shit ain’t hard. Why do Americans think they’ll die if they don’t use their own countries money and modes of transportations?
Will people be amazed by my 1/523 Italian ancestry?
Gondolieri when someone tries to Uber them: Va’ in mona, probably
Is there any ways to charge my phone while I’m in Venice or should I bring 5 external batteries ? Since it’s Europe and not Africa maybe they have a village’s socket where everyone can do some charging ?
If I have to send a message to my family do they have internet or should I find a telegraph office ?
He should just go to Venice Beach
I expected this was from some Dutch peasant, didn’t expected the friendly fire.
Don’t bother visiting Venice, it’s less authentic than New Jersey.
Because of the taxi mafia, and I wish it was a joke
Edit: oh nvm it’s venice. I thought the joke was about the fact we don’t have uber, only later it hit me that you know, venice is on the fucking water
In Ameritard minds, Venice = The Venetian Las Vegas
It’s just a harmless question
OP is using deepl. OP is a good OP
Do they have freedom? Or should I bring some
And when will they have a Costco? Can I park from F-150 truck somewhere?
What kind of animal uses hard currency? I haven’t touched money since before corona. My entire wallet is literally one debit card (which I don’t use 95% of the time because of my phone / smart watch). That’s it.
You don’t understand how real is the struggle.
Years ago a rich Russian tourist planning to go to Venice for the first time, asked for a VIP-class transfer from Marco Polo airport to her hotel near St. Mark’s Square. When her travel agent specified the transfer would be by motor boat, she was horrified and demanded it to be by Mercedes S class. Her travel agent eventually convinced her that it is not possible to arrive to St. Mark’s Square with a car.
Fast forward to when she returned to Moscow.
The audacious bitch was so audacious she went to her travel agency and made a whole scene saying she was scammed by the agency and its italian partners: she saw it was quite possible to reach St. Marks’ square with the car, they have scammed her because the vip-class motorboat costed too much and a transfer by vip-class car would have been much cheaper.
The travel agency confronted her asking if she ever saw a car on St. Mark’s square.
She answered that infact she did not, but she walked all around Venice and she saw cars could fit in the city sidewalks, that St. Mark’s Square is quite big and there was probably underground garages hidden by the heinous Italians. Moreover, she got to know that Mestre is actualy Venice, and she saw cars in Mestre. So everybody was clearly trying to steal money from her.
The travel agency showed her proof that car traffic is forbidden in Venice city center (the island part) and as a result, she ran away yelling to the poor travel agents they lost their best client.
She actually never went to that travel agency again.