Ask yourself the following question. Between Trump and Walz, who would you rather have tell you, “Take a knee.”?
It was pointed out to me that about 15 right wing billionaires own the mass media. This explains a lot about why they ignore trump’s obvious mental decline. They want that tax cut, and fuck the rest of us.
Classic fucking Onion. Love the Onion!
I have it on good authority that Tim Walz one told his wife her Monster bars were “super,” when they were really just pretty good.
Don’t let the media sugar coat this man. I once heard him mutter “gosh dammit” when he couldn’t find his 7/16ths socket.
Up here in Canada we had that orange cockwomble on our tv sets since the 80’s and we all thought what he always showed us.
A dim witted huckster with WWE theatrics and ketchup on steak tastes. Try to find me a pic of Cheeto Benito reading a novel, visiting an art museum and contemplating a work of art? Or interacting with a pet. Using a computer. On and on we could go.
I’ve heard that he’s easily provoked into a *”What the freaking Heck”* attitude.
I like to believe he is absolutely politically ruthless behind closed doors. Like Mayor Wilkins in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
I fucking love The Onion
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OMG! A real Onion headline! It’s almost oniony by its existence.
I heard he sneaks medicine in his dog’s treats. How can we trust him ? /s
He once told his niece that he “got her nose” when in fact he’d done no such thing. And people want this monster to be vice president!
They are. Kathleen Parker (the one who wrote multiple “Calm down, Trump won’t [thing he exactly did]” WaPo editorials) just tried to paint Walz as dishonest over the most ancient, weak-ass nonsense imaginable. Comments got locked within 6 hours.
The sheer villainy of it all. Also, he kicked my dog. Honest.
Dagnabit this is big
Nah, he has “Gee Willikers!” written all over his face.
I heard he chewed gum in class once, you know…totally discrediting his ability to be the VP.
the difference between the Tim Walz jokes and the JD Vance jokes really says it all 😂
All concealed by that deceiving howdy-duty look. This man is a snake in the grass.
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Ask yourself the following question. Between Trump and Walz, who would you rather have tell you, “Take a knee.”?
It was pointed out to me that about 15 right wing billionaires own the mass media. This explains a lot about why they ignore trump’s obvious mental decline. They want that tax cut, and fuck the rest of us.
Classic fucking Onion. Love the Onion!
I have it on good authority that Tim Walz one told his wife her Monster bars were “super,” when they were really just pretty good.
Don’t let the media sugar coat this man. I once heard him mutter “gosh dammit” when he couldn’t find his 7/16ths socket.
Up here in Canada we had that orange cockwomble on our tv sets since the 80’s and we all thought what he always showed us.
A dim witted huckster with WWE theatrics and ketchup on steak tastes. Try to find me a pic of Cheeto Benito reading a novel, visiting an art museum and contemplating a work of art? Or interacting with a pet. Using a computer. On and on we could go.
I’ve heard that he’s easily provoked into a *”What the freaking Heck”* attitude.
I like to believe he is absolutely politically ruthless behind closed doors. Like Mayor Wilkins in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
I fucking love The Onion
Eli Manning approves this message.
OMG! A real Onion headline! It’s almost oniony by its existence.
I heard he sneaks medicine in his dog’s treats. How can we trust him ? /s
He once told his niece that he “got her nose” when in fact he’d done no such thing. And people want this monster to be vice president!
https://preview.redd.it/0m0dd7hksomd1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31849daa0795c30e38dab368a3df20e5ebfefa72
They are. Kathleen Parker (the one who wrote multiple “Calm down, Trump won’t [thing he exactly did]” WaPo editorials) just tried to paint Walz as dishonest over the most ancient, weak-ass nonsense imaginable. Comments got locked within 6 hours.
The sheer villainy of it all. Also, he kicked my dog. Honest.
Dagnabit this is big
Nah, he has “Gee Willikers!” written all over his face.
I heard he chewed gum in class once, you know…totally discrediting his ability to be the VP.
the difference between the Tim Walz jokes and the JD Vance jokes really says it all 😂
All concealed by that deceiving howdy-duty look.
This man is a snake in the grass.
lol