Home Europe shoutout to the french for the worst full english ive ever eatenEEuropeshoutout to the french for the worst full english ive ever eatenSeptember 4, 2024 i love sopping wet cold scrambled egg being dolloped over half my fuckin plate by TachankaTheGod 44 commentsI never eat anything in Fr*nce, too riskyYou still fucking ate it, like rice from India or potatoes from Ireland, nothing satisfies a greedy EnglishmanPropa moit only ate the bacon, sausage and pudding while bashing frogs…. Propa barryFucking up a bad recipe is a sign of great taste.Oh Barry.you’d go to India and never order a curry.I bet they took extra care to make it sickI wonder how many spits he ate– Hello sir, welcome to France, home of the best cuisine in the world ! What can I get you for breakfast ? – FuLL EnGliSh BrEakFaStFucking up British Food for Barries is a French TraditionBased Fr*nchiesYou got trolled by the chef de cuisine, BarryHard to ruin an already stupid breakfast, props to the French. They probably did it out of spite.Aye Bazza, what place can you get the most splendid English breakfast?Should’ve ordered the full frenchWe do it on purpose to punish anyone stupid enough to order this monstrosity in the first place.https://preview.redd.it/e2a3w3pqiqmd1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9c1217eb58826d99b1431f3956e71f755365c2aYou probably just got it properly prepared for the first time in your life.My fellow citizen of the empire, France is not Spain, they have resisted our attempts at colonialism for 100s of years.Never order anything other than croissants and cigarettes for breakfast when travelling the wastelands to our south.I’m in Malaysia right now and can guarantee I’ve had much worse. Cold beans, sweet bread, Turkey or beef bacon, the only nice thing is fried eggs.There is no way a shitty french restaurant serves little packets of HP sauce. I call bullshit.That’s a ‘lost in translation’ situation.You went to France. You asked for an English meal. You received a shit plate of food. To the French mind, you received exactly what you asked for.I like the full english breakfast. I eat it a lot whenever I am in the uk. I never ate it outside the uk….Good. Now, go back to your own little union.still better than the cheerios and red bull you have every other day of the yeardeservedYour own fault for buying a full english from somewhere that isn’t your local greasy spoon or some cafe run by a white immigrant in benidormYeah, we really don’t care.Any “full english” is terrible. The worst is a moot competition.There’s no such thing as a good english breakfastHave you tried shouting at them in English? Preferably in a loud cockney accent?This mf holding the knife and fork in the wrong handsThat’s not breakfast, that’s punishmentBased Pierre– Come to France – Order English foodI hope you die from food poisoningThe best carbonara I ever had in my life was cooked in Versailles. There, I sayd it. Sorry Italian friends…1. Put English food on the menu2. Prepare it terribly3. “Wow English food is bad”Brb I’m going to go cremate a Hawaiian pizza from Lidl and then tell everyone how bad Italian food isOofff roughI mean there’s little to enjoy in that “food”…Dude, you’re eating on a tray, and you’ve ordered the worst breakfast possible in France, what were you expecting ?> worst full englishUmm Barry we call it Normal English foodNono, you see the issue is that you ordered a full englishIt’s your fault, why would you ask for a full english breakfast in FRANCE?Did they put the BBQ sauce on there or was that you, BarryWhy would you eat English food in France?https://preview.redd.it/ecl3dfsymrmd1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b7722a40d189ad61aecf617020e490e0c59d516Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
You still fucking ate it, like rice from India or potatoes from Ireland, nothing satisfies a greedy Englishman
– Hello sir, welcome to France, home of the best cuisine in the world ! What can I get you for breakfast ? – FuLL EnGliSh BrEakFaSt
https://preview.redd.it/e2a3w3pqiqmd1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9c1217eb58826d99b1431f3956e71f755365c2aYou probably just got it properly prepared for the first time in your life.
My fellow citizen of the empire, France is not Spain, they have resisted our attempts at colonialism for 100s of years.Never order anything other than croissants and cigarettes for breakfast when travelling the wastelands to our south.
I’m in Malaysia right now and can guarantee I’ve had much worse. Cold beans, sweet bread, Turkey or beef bacon, the only nice thing is fried eggs.
That’s a ‘lost in translation’ situation.You went to France. You asked for an English meal. You received a shit plate of food. To the French mind, you received exactly what you asked for.
I like the full english breakfast. I eat it a lot whenever I am in the uk. I never ate it outside the uk….
Your own fault for buying a full english from somewhere that isn’t your local greasy spoon or some cafe run by a white immigrant in benidorm
The best carbonara I ever had in my life was cooked in Versailles. There, I sayd it. Sorry Italian friends…
1. Put English food on the menu2. Prepare it terribly3. “Wow English food is bad”Brb I’m going to go cremate a Hawaiian pizza from Lidl and then tell everyone how bad Italian food is
Dude, you’re eating on a tray, and you’ve ordered the worst breakfast possible in France, what were you expecting ?
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I never eat anything in Fr*nce, too risky
You still fucking ate it, like rice from India or potatoes from Ireland, nothing satisfies a greedy Englishman
Propa moit only ate the bacon, sausage and pudding while bashing frogs…. Propa barry
Fucking up a bad recipe is a sign of great taste.
Oh Barry.
you’d go to India and never order a curry.
I bet they took extra care to make it sick
I wonder how many spits he ate
– Hello sir, welcome to France, home of the best cuisine in the world ! What can I get you for breakfast ?
– FuLL EnGliSh BrEakFaSt
Fucking up British Food for Barries is a French Tradition
Based Fr*nchies
You got trolled by the chef de cuisine, Barry
Hard to ruin an already stupid breakfast, props to the French. They probably did it out of spite.
Aye Bazza, what place can you get the most splendid English breakfast?
Should’ve ordered the full french
We do it on purpose to punish anyone stupid enough to order this monstrosity in the first place.
https://preview.redd.it/e2a3w3pqiqmd1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9c1217eb58826d99b1431f3956e71f755365c2a
You probably just got it properly prepared for the first time in your life.
My fellow citizen of the empire, France is not Spain, they have resisted our attempts at colonialism for 100s of years.
Never order anything other than croissants and cigarettes for breakfast when travelling the wastelands to our south.
I’m in Malaysia right now and can guarantee I’ve had much worse. Cold beans, sweet bread, Turkey or beef bacon, the only nice thing is fried eggs.
There is no way a shitty french restaurant serves little packets of HP sauce. I call bullshit.
That’s a ‘lost in translation’ situation.
You went to France. You asked for an English meal. You received a shit plate of food. To the French mind, you received exactly what you asked for.
I like the full english breakfast. I eat it a lot whenever I am in the uk. I never ate it outside the uk….
Good. Now, go back to your own little union.
still better than the cheerios and red bull you have every other day of the year
deserved
Your own fault for buying a full english from somewhere that isn’t your local greasy spoon or some cafe run by a white immigrant in benidorm
Yeah, we really don’t care.
Any “full english” is terrible. The worst is a moot competition.
There’s no such thing as a good english breakfast
Have you tried shouting at them in English? Preferably in a loud cockney accent?
This mf holding the knife and fork in the wrong hands
That’s not breakfast, that’s punishment
Based Pierre
– Come to France
– Order English food
I hope you die from food poisoning
The best carbonara I ever had in my life was cooked in Versailles. There, I sayd it. Sorry Italian friends…
1. Put English food on the menu
2. Prepare it terribly
3. “Wow English food is bad”
Brb I’m going to go cremate a Hawaiian pizza from Lidl and then tell everyone how bad Italian food is
Oofff rough
I mean there’s little to enjoy in that “food”…
Dude, you’re eating on a tray, and you’ve ordered the worst breakfast possible in France, what were you expecting ?
> worst full english
Umm Barry we call it Normal English food
Nono, you see the issue is that you ordered a full english
It’s your fault, why would you ask for a full english breakfast in FRANCE?
Did they put the BBQ sauce on there or was that you, Barry
Why would you eat English food in France?
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