How do people read Dyson’s hand dryers? I can’t un-see Sh*t.

by JTMW

23 comments
  1. That describes what the layer of… stuff… in the bottom of those bloody things consists of.

    I’d rather dry my hands on my trousers.

  2. I really hate these things. They’re always positioned quite high up and then they just blow your piss everywhere.

  3. I hate using these. They just end up spraying the manky water from the bottom all over your hands, or you touch the sides by mistake and need to wash your hands again! 👎

  4. It’s a “slut” hand dryer. It spends all of its time in the mens room and blows everybody that comes in.

  5. Some archaeologist is going to unearth just this corner of one of these hand dryers in a few thousand years and devote their entire career trying to work out what the early 21st century hieroglyphics mean.

  6. Is it actually meant to say something or is just some icons of Dyson products

    I think it says slut if not

  7. Always makes me laugh how there’s ALWAYS a puddle of dirty water under these. Its like they designed them to just flood toilet floors.

  8. No idea what it’s meant to say, but to me it says “we are a bunch of pretentious wankers”

  9. I’m convinced someone high up in Dyson is trolling us. First there’s the Bane headphones and now slut dryers

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