I would have expected this from the Dutch, but not from you, Luigi

by Salchichote33

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  1. Trentino is not even the one with ‘Greedy fuck’ flair. I wonder how bad the Venetians must be.

  2. Least greedy Italian restaurant owner (when they see free cash they lose their mind and their POS stops working as usual)

  3. Even those greedy arseholes in Garda, who see every guest as a sucker and idiot (they are right, btw.), would not do something like this. There was probably some confusion with a waiter or similar.

  4. This happened to me once with a person of them nordic folk. Saved him 300 bucks in monthly rent by getting him a new house with some local contacts, he invited me to dinner, insisted on doing so, then had me pay for both of us because he did not even bring his wallet “I was going to send you the money when I got home”.

    Remember that scene from the Mandalorian, “I am a Mandalorian, weapons are part of my religion”? I am spanish, food and eating are part of my religion. Inviting someone for lunch or dinner is a sacred ritual in my culture. Old geezers in the old town fight among themselves in the town’s bar about who gets to invite who after having lunch, because after you invite someone he has to invite you back next, and allowing someone to invite you repeatedly is an ofense.

    Saying “I invite you” and then having you pay for both is tantamunt to a criminial ofense in my culture. It’s worse than criminal, it’s filthy, Like, imagine taking a crap without washing your hands and then shaking hands with someone who saw you take the turd and, in his grossed out astonishment, inmediately rub your hand on his jacket, individual finger by individual finger, like a cat polishing itself against your jacket, to take away the turd filth on his fingers. This is worse. This won’t make you feel gross before eating, this will make you feel gross after eating, this is ruinning the food you just ate no matter how good it was.

    I have never considered myself a violent person until that dinner.

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