Colleague who often gets me a Toblerone when they go on holiday, gifted this to me yesterday. Decided to break into it tonight and…well…I don't know what to say.
Yes it was all factory wrapped up and looked fine till I touched it and the foil gave way!
It looks like the peaks flopped! Tastes the same though but unsure if I should have any more…
by SquidgeSquadge
26 comments
Tobler-oh no
I have better questions than to be distracted by your Toblerone.
Why does your chair have a mains switch?
In fact, why does your wall have a mains switch for a ‘chair’. Are you an executioner posing as a Toblerone mutilator?
Maybe you left it too close to your chair, which inexplicably draws enough current to warrant its own 13A fused spur
Looks like it melted and re-solidified.
Chocolate equivalent of a dull pencil
Did it gasp in a croaky voice, “kill me… kill me…” as you opened the packaging?
Tubelerone
Tobler-wrong
Jackpot!
At first glance I thought this was a photo of a toblerone-themed pillow case set and bedhead, but then I saw the plug socket. And now I’m thinking how much I want Toblerone themed bed linen
Theres an Alan Partridge joke there somewhere
Send a picture to lindt and they might send you free chocolate, it’s pretty common.
Tobler-moan.
3 billion years of erosion turned your mountains into hills.
If you contact the company and explain your disappointment they will probably send you a voucher.
Well they said global warmings effecting the Matterhorn.
Noblerone
They accidentally sent you a Toblerspine in the wrong box.
I think thats known as an avalanche. Were you yodelling too loudly?
Looks like everything went right !
You’re not going to pierce the roof of your mouth on that smooth length.
Climate change melting the alps.
That’s Tolber-wang
Damn, the effects of global warming have now reached the chocolate mountain glaciers
For some reason, the orientation of the photo made me think this was in a factory and they made it as big as a person!
Toblergone
It’s a Toblewrong