That guy behind JD Vance has an… interesting mustache.
September 8, 2024
Not sure where
Posted by GowBeyow
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Very unique…
His struggle is growing a full mustache
Weird little fella can’t grow a proper stache.
Very weird, ya!
Heil Shitler
The spirit of Hitler runs strong with this one…
A normal candidate’s people would have seen this and said “absolutely not”. They look at the background and remove undesirable things. And yet, they saw this and said “that’s ok”. So it is what it is. And technically I’m not in violation of Godwin’s Law because Hitler mustache.
Why, isn’t that Rudolph Mitler?
There was a guy in my bowling league with a little moustache like that. He was all of 5’4″, so we called him the Pocket Fuhrer.
That’s poop.
Veeeery interesting.
Just a big Charlie Chaplin fan that’s all
Back in the day such mustaches were used to hide bad teeth.
Why macho republicans are not talking about JDs eyeliner?
Somebody is mockin’ tha groomin’ standard!
But.. but they pick who stands behind them for television. So they saw the guy with the Hitler stash and said, “You, yeah you, get over here and get on tv!”
Alternate timeline Hitler who got into art school and put on the freshman 15.
I bet he ties his shoelaces in little knotsies.
We know it’s not because he’s been wearing a gas mask to prevent COVID.
Isn’t that the little guy who was hugging Laura Loomer?
Is the guy behind him wearing a rubber mask?
Damnit! Bobby Hill been sniffing markers again, I tell’ya whut.
What is this event? I wonder if there are clearer shots of this guy and his fash-stache.
That whole crew behind Vance are definitely non-politicos who were paid to be there. Looks like they pulled up to the 7-11 in a bus and offered $50 bucks to anyone who’d attend.
Anybody got anymore pixels for this photo
He’s just constantly surrounded by “weird”. What’s the opposite of immaculate vibes?
They hand pick the chuds that stand behind JD Couch or shitler.
I did Nazi a thing
Now we know what Nazi-adjacent looks like.
The Hitler youth guy standing in front of a black guy? You have to have some sort of mental disability to be a non white or female voting for the hate party.
Who? Adolf?
Wears white sunglasses with mirror lenses.
Anyone else getting uncanny valley vibes from the person in the bottom right corner? We have what appears to be a Gray, Hillbilly Hitler, and JD Vance wearing guyliner…weird picture.
Reading about Hitlers relationship with his niece was very weird and so is MAGA.
It’s not interesting. It’s weird.
I did Nazi that before. Never Adolf moment.
Michael Jordan?
Thats HaRold fILLET
I mean, what if he was there for a bit of satire, then shaved it in the parking lot on his way out? Probably not, but… you can make these things up.
40 comments
Very unique…
His struggle is growing a full mustache
Weird little fella can’t grow a proper stache.
Very weird, ya!
Heil Shitler
The spirit of Hitler runs strong with this one…
A normal candidate’s people would have seen this and said “absolutely not”. They look at the background and remove undesirable things. And yet, they saw this and said “that’s ok”. So it is what it is. And technically I’m not in violation of Godwin’s Law because Hitler mustache.
Why, isn’t that Rudolph Mitler?
There was a guy in my bowling league with a little moustache like that. He was all of 5’4″, so we called him the Pocket Fuhrer.
That’s poop.
Veeeery interesting.
Just a big Charlie Chaplin fan that’s all
Back in the day such mustaches were used to hide bad teeth.
Why macho republicans are not talking about JDs eyeliner?
Somebody is mockin’ tha groomin’ standard!
But.. but they pick who stands behind them for television. So they saw the guy with the Hitler stash and said, “You, yeah you, get over here and get on tv!”
Alternate timeline Hitler who got into art school and put on the freshman 15.
I bet he ties his shoelaces in little knotsies.
We know it’s not because he’s been wearing a gas mask to prevent COVID.
Isn’t that the little guy who was hugging Laura Loomer?
Is the guy behind him wearing a rubber mask?
Damnit! Bobby Hill been sniffing markers again, I tell’ya whut.
What is this event? I wonder if there are clearer shots of this guy and his fash-stache.
That whole crew behind Vance are definitely non-politicos who were paid to be there. Looks like they pulled up to the 7-11 in a bus and offered $50 bucks to anyone who’d attend.
Anybody got anymore pixels for this photo
He’s just constantly surrounded by “weird”. What’s the opposite of immaculate vibes?
They hand pick the chuds that stand behind JD Couch or shitler.
I did Nazi a thing
Now we know what Nazi-adjacent looks like.
The Hitler youth guy standing in front of a black guy? You have to have some sort of mental disability to be a non white or female voting for the hate party.
Who? Adolf?
Wears white sunglasses with mirror lenses.
Anyone else getting uncanny valley vibes from the person in the bottom right corner? We have what appears to be a Gray, Hillbilly Hitler, and JD Vance wearing guyliner…weird picture.
Reading about Hitlers relationship with his niece was very weird and so is MAGA.
It’s not interesting. It’s weird.
I did Nazi that before. Never Adolf moment.
Michael Jordan?
Thats HaRold fILLET
I mean, what if he was there for a bit of satire, then shaved it in the parking lot on his way out? Probably not, but… you can make these things up.
Das ist eine arische Mustache