He heals like Deadpool, except for his bone spurs that kept him from being drafted. And cost his dad a few thousand dollars to the podiatrist.
Well, Evander has a “black job” so maybe his healthcare isn’t as good.
I come from a long line of great healers. Blue Heelers, Red Heelers, my uncle was a Queensland Heeler!
On the bright side, Evander Holyfield’s professional life involved being hit on his head repeatedly, but he’s way more coherent and articulate than Trump’s ever been!
He faked the whole thing.
I have never been a conspiracy theory person. Until now, there is something very fishy about this situation.
I looked at the picture taken right after he stood up and didn’t see any damage other than the blood. I’m not a conspiracy nut but it sure seems odd to me.
Oh, the others who were shot? Well, Barr and Trump killed Epstein to protect themselves and further their cause. Just saying.
Ketchup wipes right off.
I’ve seen ears massacred worse at Claire’s
🎶🎶**I was boxing with evander, staying at my own pace, lookin like a bull dog with my scrunched up face.
Things got kinda ruff he jabbed me in the eye, suddenly i got hungry and his head looked like a pie!
So I bit his ear 🎶
You know what. I can finally see it after so many angles and lighting. A little dink is all
He just laid his head on one of his MyPillows and presto
He got a cut on his ear from shrapnel from the teleprompter that was actually hit. He played it up for the cameras.
It would be quite interesting if Kamala just point blank asked him to explain how he went from wearing an Ear Pillow to not even a scab a week later
And these shit for brains people have the audacity to say that this ass clown took a bullet for you.
“tears in their eyes” I tell you I have heard Trump bullshit but this takes the cake. He’s a fucking idiot and I know we can’t keep the media from broadcasting his bs but if all ignored him, he would just lose it.
His personal doctor, Rep. Ronny Jackson, who ironically was a stolen valor recipient, confirmed through a never seen CT scan that Trump was struck by a bullet.
26 comments
##It’s like a paper cut on the penis, stings the first day and heals up pretty fast
He totally never got shot lmao. False flag
No stitches, no scabbing, no pinkish new skin
It’s Miracle-Ear!
A reporter got a close look, said it was obviously a very minor injury, as in barely touched.
I guess Orangey used “Maderma— it’s skin care for scars!”
He is such a lying drama queen.
So it was just ketchup he had on his hand!
Zero swelling.
What a giant POS. Why? Didn’t don say he wanted to move to Venezuela??
https://preview.redd.it/4ohg157pavnd1.png?width=996&format=png&auto=webp&s=372c4ccefb581d4acdd214a97cd6a5a17b8af40a
He heals like Deadpool, except for his bone spurs that kept him from being drafted. And cost his dad a few thousand dollars to the podiatrist.
Well, Evander has a “black job” so maybe his healthcare isn’t as good.
I come from a long line of great healers. Blue Heelers, Red Heelers, my uncle was a Queensland Heeler!
On the bright side, Evander Holyfield’s professional life involved being hit on his head repeatedly, but he’s way more coherent and articulate than Trump’s ever been!
He faked the whole thing.
I have never been a conspiracy theory person. Until now, there is something very fishy about this situation.
I looked at the picture taken right after he stood up and didn’t see any damage other than the blood. I’m not a conspiracy nut but it sure seems odd to me.
Oh, the others who were shot? Well, Barr and Trump killed Epstein to protect themselves and further their cause. Just saying.
Ketchup wipes right off.
I’ve seen ears massacred worse at Claire’s
🎶🎶**I was boxing with evander,
staying at my own pace,
lookin like a bull dog with my scrunched up face.
Things got kinda ruff he jabbed me in the eye,
suddenly i got hungry and his head looked like a pie!
So I bit his ear 🎶
You know what. I can finally see it after so many angles and lighting. A little dink is all
https://preview.redd.it/52pl7yy2tvnd1.jpeg?width=132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=200e6d6237fb7052d619d5375d1da6678bac39e7
He just laid his head on one of his MyPillows and presto
He got a cut on his ear from shrapnel from the teleprompter that was actually hit. He played it up for the cameras.
It would be quite interesting if Kamala just point blank asked him to explain how he went from wearing an Ear Pillow to not even a scab a week later
And these shit for brains people have the audacity to say that this ass clown took a bullet for you.
“tears in their eyes” I tell you I have heard Trump bullshit but this takes the cake. He’s a fucking idiot and I know we can’t keep the media from broadcasting his bs but if all ignored him, he would just lose it.
His personal doctor, Rep. Ronny Jackson, who ironically was a stolen valor recipient, confirmed through a never seen CT scan that Trump was struck by a bullet.
100% BS.
Source: I’m a Marine.