Also what would you do? i have been instructed by the wife to get the hoover out

by Tazorface3

25 comments
  1. Get the hoover out, burn it and then buy a new one.

    Or get a salad bowl and scoop up the lot and let them free outside, if you’re not quite a cold blooded.

  2. Nah those are the cool ones, all dainty and frail. Get the hoover for the giant house spiders, the ones you can hear walking on hard floors with their tiny little pitter pattering feet.

  3. Those are friendly and kill the bigger hairy buggers. So leave them be.

    (Followed by the wife divorcing me for not following her orders)

  4. You either get the hoover out, remove them another way or let them take over your house. They eat other spiders, so there are benefits although even I would say one in every corner feels excessive

  5. Looks to me like they’re paying rent and on time at that! Why kick out good roommates?

  6. I’m not great with house spiders but I will scoop those up in my hands quite happily. Generally I leave them until my wife or kids lay down the law

  7. i’d hoover those up tbh, i usually leave a couple of the big ones as they’ll catch flies and other spiders but there’s easily over 20 there now and they’ll just keep multiplying haha

  8. They’re chill. They usually pick a corner and stay there. Any bugs that they kill they conveniently dispose of below their webs for easy cleanup.

    I had like 30 of these guys in and around my plant pots during a particularly bad fungus gnat infestation and they’re probably the only reason why I wasn’t completely driven insane. A true spiderbro.

    Unlike house spiders that just RUN AT YOU LIKE CRACKHEADS LOOKING FOR MONEY 💀💀💀

  9. Daddy long-legs. *Pholcus phalangioides*. Perhaps your better half would be appeased to learn that they often kill other spiders?

    Please try to gently extricate them, if possible. If you have a garden… preferably with some old bricks/rocks with holes… put ’em there. They like dark crevices. They need shelter. Sheds are good.

    They’ll eat aphids, and other stuff that knackers your plants.

    They have utterly fascinating genitals.

  10. Looks like a daddy long legs to me. They’re harmless to you and your wife, but will make a meal of other arachnids in the house.

    Don’t believe anyone that claims they’re poisonous, ’tis a scurrilous rumour started by subjects unknown.

  11. Leave them alone, they’re gonna haunt all the insects in your house and you will have nice Halloween decorations next year 🤣

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