North Rhine–Westphalia has the same population as our whole country and you still couldn’t beat us? Pathetic.

by kelvin020

24 comments
  1. Jan, that means your entire country has the same amount of goals per Capita as North Rhine – Westphalia. That’s not good.

  2. I mean, don’t the Dutch have the access to the best drugs?

    Probably some crazy crack we can’t test for yet

  3. We did beat you at home 1940 and you’ve been crying about that for decades… we just didn’t want to make you whine so much again

  4. Why arent India or China the perennial champions of the world, by your logic? Brasil has the population smaller than Uttar Pradesh

  5. To put it like Götz Wiedmann:

    Ich liebe Superskunk

    Und ich liebe Sauce speciaal

    Doch es gibt da ein paar Dinge

    Da bin ich mega national

    Es kam über die Jahre

    Und jetzt sitzt es ziemlich fest

    Wenn’s um Fußball geht…

    Hass ich Holland wie die Pest

  6. You don’t give it all against every team, to save your energy for the next. You just aren’t worth it. Sorry.

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