So just to give you more background guys, I lived in NL for 3 years, and also in Brussels during 2 years (even though we know Dutch is not really used in the city). But every time I tried to communicate in Dutch with my gf's family I constantly received answers in English.
Should I just speak perfect this Barbarian language and drop it in front of their fucking cocky per capita dutchie faces?
by Gloomy-Chest-1888
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No one needs 3 months to learn dutch just say ‚uga buga‘ scratch your head and let out a fart and you‘ve said the most intellectual sentence in dutch since 1581
I tried learning dutch, DON’T DO IT! It’s like german but at least german sounds cool and it doesn’t make you sound like you’re gagging every time you say the letter g
However if you hate yourself (like I do) you can still try 🙂
learning swamp german is never a good idea, might as well learn high valyrian, at least you don’t get ear cancer from that
Your biggest mistake was spending 2 years in Brussels
It can only get better from here buddy
Step one: learn german
Step two: get drunk
Included in the package is an ice pick and a hammer used to perform the frontal lobotomy which is required for mastering dutch
Do it! You will garnish mega respect and will be taking into swamp custody immediately.
Definitely a terrible idea, any book telling you can learn Dutch in 3 months is written by a liar.
Yea it’s a mistake. Long white socks with shorts?
You’re trying to become Dutch. Not fucking German.
Arthur Morgan: You god damn son of a bitch!
Learn Frisian instead. True barbarian and without throat cancer, absolute win!
With that shoes you’re already at a good point of your goal.
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Just learn german and get drunk the whole time in holland
It’s been more than 8yr that i’m learning d*tch and i still can’t speak or write it
If you speak a related language it should be possible. I learned Old Norse in 6 months. I suppose Dutch should be easier to learn.
How to avoid having sex for the rest of your life 101. (Coming from a Dutch speaker)
Did you consider learning Flemish instead? Then you would get the weirdly cute factor on top. Worth the effort, I would say.
I love nederländska ^_^
In the way back when before I learned english it was the only language in videogames I could “understand”.
3 months to order a kapsalon and patatje (or frietje, if you want a portion size in the south) oorlog!! COME ON DO IT
*no siestas allowed tho, time is money
Sounds more like a threat.
Yes. Why would you want to learn *that*?
Free audio app!? Yeah, that’s gonna happen…
There’s gonna be a Tikkie for sure.
4 years in the swamp and Dutch is just a waste. Dutch people treat my knowledge in their language and culture like a party trick.
“Do you know the word godverdomme??” “Oh wow you do??” “Omg you know about de slimste mens too????”
Maat. Kom op.
Sightly harder alternative:
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We’ve been teaching our kids to be Dutch since the 50s.
Learn it but don’t use it. Spy on them and find out what’s wrong with them.