There’s a pub near me with this exact name. I thought it was a very different kind of establishment at first!
I think I went out with her too
I prefer the sequel “Bushfire bordello”🫣
As featured in I’m sorry I haven’t a clue!
Who doesn’t like to bury their nose deep in the musty yellowing crease of an oldie.
So….you read it?
What goes on?
This was considered a bit shocking when it came out on film on PBS
You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c’mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It’s as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don’t think because these boxes are sealed up, they’re empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I’d make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.
That sounds like a surprising discovery. It might bring up unexpected emotions. Consider if keeping it is beneficial for your emotional well-being or if letting go is healthier.
“As a gesture of gratitude, Mr Evans, I shall allow you the pleasure of sniffing my fanny fingers”……
I remember my teacher trying to read this to us in primary school she didn’t even get past the first few pages as we were all giggling so much
Also the name of a.pub in Kilmarnock
Sex during a power cut.
This used to be my mum’s nickname for any young lady who thought a bit more of themselves than she thought they should. The equivalent for blokes was “little lord fauntelroy”
Maybe she’d just had a curry…
too late too late will be the crime when the man with the bargains has passed you by!
Are you saying you had to gaslight her into having sex with you?
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Nice fanny!
Fnar Fnar!
I immediately don’t believe you.
What book?
There’s a pub near me with this exact name. I thought it was a very different kind of establishment at first!
I think I went out with her too
I prefer the sequel “Bushfire bordello”🫣
As featured in I’m sorry I haven’t a clue!
Who doesn’t like to bury their nose deep in the musty yellowing crease of an oldie.
So….you read it?
What goes on?
This was considered a bit shocking when it came out on film on PBS
You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c’mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It’s as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don’t think because these boxes are sealed up, they’re empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I’d make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.
That sounds like a surprising discovery. It might bring up unexpected emotions. Consider if keeping it is beneficial for your emotional well-being or if letting go is healthier.
“As a gesture of gratitude, Mr Evans, I shall allow you the pleasure of sniffing my fanny fingers”……
I remember my teacher trying to read this to us in primary school she didn’t even get past the first few pages as we were all giggling so much
Also the name of a.pub in Kilmarnock
Sex during a power cut.
This used to be my mum’s nickname for any young lady who thought a bit more of themselves than she thought they should. The equivalent for blokes was “little lord fauntelroy”
Maybe she’d just had a curry…
too late too late will be the crime when the man with the bargains has passed you by!
Are you saying you had to gaslight her into having sex with you?