Breaking News: Trump is now the only one still excited
September 16, 2024
Breaking News: Trump is now the only one still excited
Posted by Capable_Sock4011
31 comments
Nobody cares about unsuccessful attempts.
There wasn’t even an attempt.
More like an attempted attempt
A concept of an attempt
It seems so contrived.
A guy is in the bushes, but doesn’t shoot. The Secret Service sees a gun barrel? The guy flees after they shoot at him but nobody hits him. There just happens to be a witness outside the golf course who just happens to be ready with a camera and gets a clear picture of the guy’s car and they stop him without incident a short while later and he surrenders peacefully.
They can’t even charge him with attempted assassination because he never pointed his gun at Trump. They’re going to charge him with pointing the gun at a Secret Service agent (who didn’t hit him when they shot at him).
Sniff, sniff, I smell something fishy.
The concept of an attempt.
Can we make jokes about this now or are the mods gonna delete it because it’s too early to talk about it and we’re still in the thoughts & payers stage?
Nobody even remembers the first attempt (Michael Sandford, 2016).
I care in the sense that he must live until the election so he can lose and get embarrassed yet again. And then slowly fade out of the public sphere as he incoherently yells at the sky
What happened now?
I care as much about attempted assassinations on Trump as Trump supporters care about school shootings.
It’s just a fact of life.
We have to get over it.
Thoughts and prayers.
>Shootings are a fact of life
-JD Vance
thoughts and prayers
He can’t even go fishing for sympathy after an assassination attempt. Poor wittle Donny 😄
I certainly don’t care.
Assassins on Trump is just fact of life. He should get over it.
No weapons were fired.
trump bled anyway.
“attempt”
So, from what the people are saying, the first attempt was real, this one was fake and Trump is desperate to get some sympathy after the debate disaster
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Nobody cares about unsuccessful attempts.
There wasn’t even an attempt.
More like an attempted attempt
A concept of an attempt
It seems so contrived.
A guy is in the bushes, but doesn’t shoot. The Secret Service sees a gun barrel? The guy flees after they shoot at him but nobody hits him. There just happens to be a witness outside the golf course who just happens to be ready with a camera and gets a clear picture of the guy’s car and they stop him without incident a short while later and he surrenders peacefully.
They can’t even charge him with attempted assassination because he never pointed his gun at Trump. They’re going to charge him with pointing the gun at a Secret Service agent (who didn’t hit him when they shot at him).
Sniff, sniff, I smell something fishy.
The concept of an attempt.
Can we make jokes about this now or are the mods gonna delete it because it’s too early to talk about it and we’re still in the thoughts & payers stage?
Nobody even remembers the first attempt (Michael Sandford, 2016).
I care in the sense that he must live until the election so he can lose and get embarrassed yet again. And then slowly fade out of the public sphere as he incoherently yells at the sky
What happened now?
I care as much about attempted assassinations on Trump as Trump supporters care about school shootings.
It’s just a fact of life.
We have to get over it.
Thoughts and prayers.
>Shootings are a fact of life
-JD Vance
thoughts and prayers
He can’t even go fishing for sympathy after an assassination attempt. Poor wittle Donny 😄
I certainly don’t care.
Assassins on Trump is just fact of life. He should get over it.
No weapons were fired.
trump bled anyway.
“attempt”
So, from what the people are saying, the first attempt was real, this one was fake and Trump is desperate to get some sympathy after the debate disaster
I have concepts of a care.
[Trump needed a note reminding him to be empathetic when Parkland victims came to the White House.](https://www.ap.org/news-highlights/best-of-the-week/2018/trump-photo-with-shooting-victims-goes-viral/)
His only original thought on gun policy was to “[take them away first, due process second](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/376097-trump-take-the-guns-first-go-through-due-process-second/)”.
The the [NRA literally marched into the White House for a closed door meeting](https://www.reuters.com/article/world/trump-back-in-step-with-nra-after-doubts-over-parkland-shooting-idUSKBN1I50ZP/), metaphorically spanked him, told him they were boss, and he came out with his tail between his legs to walk it back.
I conceptually care, but I dont actually care.
I was thinking of this exact meme when I heard the news
Everyone just needs to get over it. It happens. This is America.
How do we know in the barrel wasn’t a rolled up piece of paper with a healthcare plan on it
Yup pretty much. He will try and capitalize off of just about anything, if he stepped in dog crap tomorrow he would try to use it to win the election.
All outta fucks to give on this.
Guy never fired a shot, and may have not even known trump was golfing, it was not on his schedule.
The Laura Loomer side quest was way more interesting. Another attempt is a snooze – fest and makes Trump boring again. Yawn.