The aliens come to visit us for the same reason why the Romans came to visit us: our incomprehensible culture is enthralling to all who witness it. Barry is a veritable well of enigmatic wisdom.
Do you think aliens would travel lightyears just to watch Hans plays Farming Simulator after getting home from work? No. They’re here for Bazza. And they’ll stay, eyes transfixed until they are forced to return home, unable to conform to their primitive language the marvels they’ve seen.
Tbh here in Scotland the ufo sightings often correspond with that wierd concept others call ‘summer’ I think it is? We sometimes get an unexplained floating orange glow in the sky, that must generate loads of calls each year, think it was a Tuesday this year.
Guys isn’t it obvious. Aliens all speak English, haven’t you ever seen a sci-fi movie!
Because when we look up we see the sky and not tall people
It’s really like in the movies – the aliens almost always land in America or at least an English speaking country!!! /s
This thing and all the other weird jets the US Military built probably contributed a lot in UFO sightings
Open a ~~UFO spotting~~ hotline and they will come.
Just like in the Movies
Maybe the map was made by somebody who couls only speak english
Hypothetically, when someone sees a UFO (real or otherwise) in a 3rd world country. Do you think the report is actually getting recorded and logged into some sort of database?
I am disappointed in my fellow swamp creatures.
The Netherlands thinks anything slightly above sea level is a UFO
Hey, I’ve seen UFO! Thos fuckers drink rest of my bourbon!
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The UK is europe’s America
we look up more often
Either the aliens are attracted to Anglophones (let’s face it the Dutch are weird speaking English speakers) or Anglophones are kinda stupid.
Your guess.
For a moment i thought it was the black ops 2 multiplayer menu map
The cannabis smoking swamp people see things that aren’t there🤔
https://preview.redd.it/puby62xpxepd1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fbf101a858e8e8cd96b36f1b3a241a6c9d99075
The aliens come to visit us for the same reason why the Romans came to visit us: our incomprehensible culture is enthralling to all who witness it. Barry is a veritable well of enigmatic wisdom.
Do you think aliens would travel lightyears just to watch Hans plays Farming Simulator after getting home from work? No. They’re here for Bazza. And they’ll stay, eyes transfixed until they are forced to return home, unable to conform to their primitive language the marvels they’ve seen.
Tbh here in Scotland the ufo sightings often correspond with that wierd concept others call ‘summer’ I think it is? We sometimes get an unexplained floating orange glow in the sky, that must generate loads of calls each year, think it was a Tuesday this year.
Guys isn’t it obvious. Aliens all speak English, haven’t you ever seen a sci-fi movie!
Because when we look up we see the sky and not tall people
It’s really like in the movies – the aliens almost always land in America or at least an English speaking country!!! /s
I live right near and ride my horse in [Rendlesham Forest](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rendlesham_Forest_incident?wprov=sfti1#). Clearly they recognised that Suffolk is the superior county in the UK and wanted to bask in our rural glory.
And it’s where they filmed Annihilation.
https://preview.redd.it/9gcyyfot4fpd1.jpeg?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68b6a0b2f58a697e6b5e1f7544a56d6d1068cda6
This thing and all the other weird jets the US Military built probably contributed a lot in UFO sightings
Open a ~~UFO spotting~~ hotline and they will come.
Just like in the Movies
Maybe the map was made by somebody who couls only speak english
Hypothetically, when someone sees a UFO (real or otherwise) in a 3rd world country. Do you think the report is actually getting recorded and logged into some sort of database?
I am disappointed in my fellow swamp creatures.
The Netherlands thinks anything slightly above sea level is a UFO
Hey, I’ve seen UFO! Thos fuckers drink rest of my bourbon!
Is it really surprising? UFOs love fries