Home Europe Stole this post from a fellow Dane and am interested to see your solutions.EEuropeStole this post from a fellow Dane and am interested to see your solutions.September 19, 2024 Stole this post from a fellow Dane and am interested to see your solutions. by AndersDreth 38 commentsI’m sorry Lars but according to the memes in every trolley problem you have to do the multitrack drifting.DEJA-VU. I’ve just been in this place before. Higher on the street and I know it’s my time to go.Swedes are just based danes tbhEither killing a Dane or getting rid of the Caliphatemost obvious multitrackdrift everI got the perfect solution, so everyone winshttps://youtu.be/-N_RZJUAQY4?si=SSvcajRgT8n1SntwPull the lever to kill the Dane, then proceed to shoot every swede in the head.Lets delete the IKEA-Caliphate.Question, is the Dane made out of LEGO ? Because in this economy I’d have to kill the Swedes and take the minifigLol this got posted in the trolley sub and people went ape-shit about racism, it was pretty funny.https://preview.redd.it/mrci4ax5oppd1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=7bea3f3dd3ec4970115c99928c56e87c21c92049A classicInstead of throwing trolleys at the problem. Why not throw navel warships at it instead. š¤š¤š¤š¤Run through SkĆ„ne, everyone is happy.Kill 1 smug Nordick vs millions of smug Nordicks… pretty easy answer.Multitrack drift seems tempting but what if derail before sweden is empty? After all i do need Lebensraum….I decide based on who will pay their Tikkie. Which, statistically, would be de Swedes.I’ll sacrifice the Dane first and then make the train go back and drive over the SwedesI like the Swedish they speak funny.So imma save them.Can trains drift?The forest finns can man the snus shopsI’m portuguese so I find a third solution: train on strike āļøI am taking out the Dane and then backing up and making sure to run over him couple more times.Denmark is literally just Netherlands, but without all the weed and hookershttps://i.redd.it/q6odj4masppd1.gifMultitrack driftThe Swedes provide both my car and cheap furniture needs. I can live without some fairly mid pastries so I pick the Dane.Ohh nooo the lever is stuckā¦ so many āinnocentā lives are gonna be lost im so sadā¦The solution to each and every trolley problem is to derail the trolley by switching while it’s passing the turnout.Hope for a second trainYesTime to improve the K/DGive us back the rest of Schleswig and Iāll consider the Swedeshttps://preview.redd.it/yu1h5qe6zppd1.jpeg?width=4601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6703b5d069d3d1176595655283d73cef487f264I think, this is the whole picture hereIf you kill the Dane to save every Swede, the Swedes will have to thank you and worship you (and the deceased Dane) eternally. Food for thought…Gouranga!Can i brink the train back and get them all?Build a ramp for the trolley and aim for the twin towersWe could just send one of our 13-year old child soldiers to blow up the trolley before it hits anyone.*Rushes to the back of the trolley to push it forward towards the Swedes*https://preview.redd.it/w4d1jbef4qpd1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37395a8a2b560f6b45d02c0081c747eba27354bdLeave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
I’m sorry Lars but according to the memes in every trolley problem you have to do the multitrack drifting.
Question, is the Dane made out of LEGO ? Because in this economy I’d have to kill the Swedes and take the minifig
https://preview.redd.it/mrci4ax5oppd1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=7bea3f3dd3ec4970115c99928c56e87c21c92049A classic
Instead of throwing trolleys at the problem. Why not throw navel warships at it instead. š¤š¤š¤š¤
Multitrack drift seems tempting but what if derail before sweden is empty? After all i do need Lebensraum….
I am taking out the Dane and then backing up and making sure to run over him couple more times.Denmark is literally just Netherlands, but without all the weed and hookers
The Swedes provide both my car and cheap furniture needs. I can live without some fairly mid pastries so I pick the Dane.
The solution to each and every trolley problem is to derail the trolley by switching while it’s passing the turnout.
https://preview.redd.it/yu1h5qe6zppd1.jpeg?width=4601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6703b5d069d3d1176595655283d73cef487f264I think, this is the whole picture here
If you kill the Dane to save every Swede, the Swedes will have to thank you and worship you (and the deceased Dane) eternally. Food for thought…
We could just send one of our 13-year old child soldiers to blow up the trolley before it hits anyone.
https://preview.redd.it/w4d1jbef4qpd1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37395a8a2b560f6b45d02c0081c747eba27354bd
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I’m sorry Lars but according to the memes in every trolley problem you have to do the multitrack drifting.
DEJA-VU. I’ve just been in this place before. Higher on the street and I know it’s my time to go.
Swedes are just based danes tbh
Either killing a Dane or getting rid of the Caliphate
most obvious multitrackdrift ever
I got the perfect solution, so everyone wins
https://youtu.be/-N_RZJUAQY4?si=SSvcajRgT8n1Sntw
Pull the lever to kill the Dane, then proceed to shoot every swede in the head.
Lets delete the IKEA-Caliphate.
Question, is the Dane made out of LEGO ?
Because in this economy I’d have to kill the Swedes and take the minifig
Lol this got posted in the trolley sub and people went ape-shit about racism, it was pretty funny.
https://preview.redd.it/mrci4ax5oppd1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=7bea3f3dd3ec4970115c99928c56e87c21c92049
A classic
Instead of throwing trolleys at the problem. Why not throw navel warships at it instead. š¤š¤š¤š¤
Run through SkƄne, everyone is happy.
Kill 1 smug Nordick vs millions of smug Nordicks… pretty easy answer.
Multitrack drift seems tempting but what if derail before sweden is empty? After all i do need Lebensraum….
I decide based on who will pay their Tikkie. Which, statistically, would be de Swedes.
I’ll sacrifice the Dane first and then make the train go back and drive over the Swedes
I like the Swedish they speak funny.
So imma save them.
Can trains drift?
The forest finns can man the snus shops
I’m portuguese so I find a third solution: train on strike āļø
I am taking out the Dane and then backing up and making sure to run over him couple more times.
Denmark is literally just Netherlands, but without all the weed and hookers
https://i.redd.it/q6odj4masppd1.gif
Multitrack drift
The Swedes provide both my car and cheap furniture needs. I can live without some fairly mid pastries so I pick the Dane.
Ohh nooo the lever is stuckā¦ so many āinnocentā lives are gonna be lost im so sadā¦
The solution to each and every trolley problem is to derail the trolley by switching while it’s passing the turnout.
Hope for a second train
Yes
Time to improve the K/D
Give us back the rest of Schleswig and Iāll consider the Swedes
https://preview.redd.it/yu1h5qe6zppd1.jpeg?width=4601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6703b5d069d3d1176595655283d73cef487f264
I think, this is the whole picture here
If you kill the Dane to save every Swede, the Swedes will have to thank you and worship you (and the deceased Dane) eternally. Food for thought…
Gouranga!
Can i brink the train back and get them all?
Build a ramp for the trolley and aim for the twin towers
We could just send one of our 13-year old child soldiers to blow up the trolley before it hits anyone.
*Rushes to the back of the trolley to push it forward towards the Swedes*
https://preview.redd.it/w4d1jbef4qpd1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37395a8a2b560f6b45d02c0081c747eba27354bd