Do we actually have cows? Or is it part of the dream?
Only 4? We aim much higher, Pierre. Please stop resisting
I have two cows chilling in the basement
We have 2 cows and they produce the best milk and butter in the EU.
I don’t fully get the German one (why taking from Greece?), but I’m happy to feel included.
I will refuse to elaborate about our two cows
Hungary: You have no cows. The EU gives you 4. You arrest all of them for collaborating with Soros.
Finland checks out
Switzerland: You have two cows. Somehow they have gold teeth and Hans looks at them longingly.
Romania: you stole 2 cows. Actually you stole 20, but they won’t find those 18.
If Italy asks for them, we’ll just invite them, make food together, get drunk and enjoy life. Spaniards are also invited but they will probably arrive late.
Proud exporters of cows and pensioners to Portugal
Why aren’t we supposed to have cows? (Anyway… we just got the Sp*nish cows too)
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Do we actually have cows? Or is it part of the dream?
Only 4? We aim much higher, Pierre. Please stop resisting
I have two cows chilling in the basement
We have 2 cows and they produce the best milk and butter in the EU.
I don’t fully get the German one (why taking from Greece?), but I’m happy to feel included.
I will refuse to elaborate about our two cows
Hungary: You have no cows. The EU gives you 4. You arrest all of them for collaborating with Soros.
Finland checks out
Switzerland: You have two cows. Somehow they have gold teeth and Hans looks at them longingly.
Romania: you stole 2 cows. Actually you stole 20, but they won’t find those 18.
If Italy asks for them, we’ll just invite them, make food together, get drunk and enjoy life. Spaniards are also invited but they will probably arrive late.
Proud exporters of cows and pensioners to Portugal
Why aren’t we supposed to have cows? (Anyway… we just got the Sp*nish cows too)
https://preview.redd.it/ubexxyta7jqd1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c7e197c39e62cc722236935941f78a10f3ef30
Stip looking at our cows, we won’t even give you one
Andorra: you’re supposed to have 2 cows but no one knows where the fuck you are.
Netherlands should had been:
“You Have 2 Cows, but it’s more than everyone else because you have more Per Capita”.
Corsica :
you have 5 cows officially, 2 in reality
Oh no three have disappeared in nature (wink wink)
Better ask the EU some aid to buy three more cows!
Everybody calling Portugal a thief but no one asking how Sweden got his replaced by goats….*swifty eyes*
Sweden
…and someone has set fire to the goats.
Lithuania:
You have three cows. You always had two cows. Don’t ask about the broken GPS tracker.
Norway:
You have twenty cows bought with oil money. You decide to let them wander freely in the countryside, so you install GPS trackers on them.
Romania:
You have five cows. These are “borrowed” from Lithuania for half a pack of used cigarettes.
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We have 2 coos and they are the cutest
I just love how the B-country is still not mentioned even in a meme about cows
Straight facts, but we want our southern neighbors to collaborate in the effort too. For this reason, we’re accepting humans instead of cows too.
You missed Greece and Romania. Give some clues about them
Scotland:
You have two cows.
Of course they are ginger.
I have two cows and they are better than the german ones
can we take away russia’s cow