Hans are you okay?



Hans are you okay?

by Any_Ideal9642

25 comments
  1. Why does everybody think they’re the first person outside of Germany to have discovered Mett? Like come on at least make fun of something that’s actually disgusting, we got plenty of those

  2. Why would you undermine our biggest export?

    We eat tatar here, why would it be different with pork?

  3. We have the same thing in Poland, it’s called metka and it slaps.

    Dane lecturing Germs about normalty is hillarious²

  4. We do it because of PIGS women in the country. Once they see you digging into a Mett-Brötchen, they can’t stop themselves from dropping their pants right there and then.

    Sorry, but couldn’t refrain, considering the name of the content creator.

  5. yesterday it was the fischbrötchen, now its the mettbrötchen.

    i cant even count how many times it was explained here.

    its delicious af, might in fact buy some tomorrow after seeing this

  6. A friend of mine has always eaten raw pork, his wife too. Well, his wife began having seizures, and after a visit to the hospital, it was discovered she had worms in her brain. She had to undergo chemo treatments to kill the worms. The worms are gone and she’s not the same.

  7. Tastes great, though the thought of Trichinosis makes me unable to enjoy it fully, I don’t know how Hans does it.

    It’s similar to how I wouldn’t be able to enjoy raw chicken in Japan, even if it was tasty and even if it was technically safe.

  8. Leave my Mettbrötchens name out of your fucking mouth

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  9. First of all that stuff is delicious.

    Also Mett is one of the most strictly regulated foods we have in the country. Any butcher who sells bad Mett (or anything that qualifies as minced meat – yes there are specific “laws” about what counts as minced including the exact size of meat chunks) or even that from the day before (yes that means that in theory you can’t sell minced meat at 00:05 am when you minced it 10 minutes earlier) faces serious repercussions like several years of jail and prohibition from working with food.

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