Hey Florida!



Hey Florida!

Posted by Zombieutinsel

29 comments
  1. No worries. Trump is loading up a truck full of paper towels to throw at you so you can soak up the extra water.

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  2. I just hope they use their own bootstraps and don’t force themselves to take handouts from librul states

  3. Isn’t it weird that the Bible Belt is constantly being hit by biblical weather events? It’s almost like someone might be sending them messages that they need to change some things…

  4. /sc waaaay more hurricanes since Kamala has been VP. Donald took care of hurricanes himself when he was president..Kamala is clearly struggling as this was preventable..especially in Florida where things like this don’t exist anymore.

  5. I’m sure their inexpensive homeowners and other private property insurance will gladly take care of things.

    None of that radical socialist commie federal flood insurance.

  6. I realize the point is the same but how hard is it to make this meme with, I don’t know, an *actual* picture of the Helene forecast instead of Hurricane Ian?

  7. “Well at least we won’t have penis looking hurricane paths on the news making our kids gay.”

    < Signed Uber super duper MAGA

  8. It sucks to politicize a disaster but A great opportunity for a harris commercial now in those areas.

  9. And no money from the feds either. They love the free market and rugged capitalism so damn much, let’s see if it loves them back. Maybe they can ask some billionaires to help rebuild their states? I mean they wouldn’t want any of that dirty socialist money would they?

    Hypocrisy of such glaring magnitude should come with a mark to show for it. You don’t get money from the government to fix the damage caused by the effects of climate change while denying that climate change even exists.

    If the free market is such a magical thing then it can fix the damage no problem right? They shouldn’t even need any money from the Feds right? Maybe Elongated Muskrat can repay Florida for the friendly laws they have passed for him right?

    I’m sick of taking the high road with conservatives, they neither appreciate nor reciprocate it. They are immune to shame and irony, but they damn sure do still feel pain.

  10. God, of all the stupid ideas in project 2025 dismantling the weather forecasting system is by far the dumbest. How would that even work? Do they have any idea how many industries depend on accurate weather forecasts? Let alone people needing to know if they have to seek shelter from tornados and hurricanes. Plus in the age of the internet I’m sure people could just monitor the weather systems themselves- there have to be tech savvy scientists and engineers that can monitor the weather and broadcast it. It just boggles the mind. It’s right up there with “quit testing for Covid and it will magically go away” 🙄

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