Real Jesus was a fireball liberal that would throw a money lender out of a church, no magic powers just fury.
THEN, when someone asks him what they should do about these scantily dressed women, he looks at them and tells them to rip out their own eyes out to avoid temptation if it’s an issue.
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What’s the saying?
“I love your Jesus, I hate his fans?”
Real Jesus was a fireball liberal that would throw a money lender out of a church, no magic powers just fury.
THEN, when someone asks him what they should do about these scantily dressed women, he looks at them and tells them to rip out their own eyes out to avoid temptation if it’s an issue.
I dream of the day when American conservatives will realize that they are not, [in any meaningful sense of the word](https://newrepublic.com/post/174950/christianity-today-editor-evangelicals-call-jesus-liberal-weak), Christians.
News Flash. They don’t follow you.
Suspension of disbelief is a fundamental requirement of religion
Idk White Jesus.
This is absolutely what Jesus would do
MAGA would be the ones responsible for crucifying modern day Jesus after perpetually accusing him of being a queer snowflake.
Who are you? Jesus? Oh, we replaced you with Donald Trump. He hurt his ear and was healed three days later.
Not a righteous man ,the right man. Buy all his worthless junk then.