Pedro, it has been an honor to park my caravan on your dying lands, amigo 🫡 🇪🇸
September 30, 2024
Pedro, it has been an honor to park my caravan on your dying lands, amigo 🫡 🇪🇸
by Cubelock
44 comments
What comes first? Spain under sand or the Netherlands under water?
If only half of you guiris would believe this and leave, it would be a massive W for us…
You can come stay with us if you want (for two seconds before we too turn into a dry, arid wasteland)
Dutch people are the best candidates for becoming the nomadic desert tribes of a desertic Spain right after the NL gets flooded by 2040
Can’t the Dutch give Pedro some water, in exchange for sand?
Sounds like Discount Emu land
But who will serve me my dos cervessa?
Never met a Dutch with a caravan and even less in Spain
We have tried countless times to convince the rain to go to Spain and never show its face again but alas, it’s amounted to nothing.
Spain, get a grip.
Yep, Spain is cooked. Apparently literally.
Heh… At least it will still be land, Kees…
if that finally stops the guiris from coming, I am in
Well, plant trees and stop selling water to Nestle and other large corporations.
Still better than… <insert worst favourite nation>
*Drying* Lands
I mean… Isnt allways been this way?
Easy, just cover the whole thing with solar panels. Free energy for the rest of us.
I don’t trust Swiss scientists it’s either a death machine or money laundering, they’re looking for a cheap way to buy some coastal land that’s all, please Pedro keep sending you fruit full of spanish water up north, it’s not going to be an issue, don’t trust the Swiss!
Perfect match for their productivity
What do they mean “by 2050”? It isn’t one already?
Least dramatic click-bait news outlet
That only applies for infra-ebro spainiards, here we are safe!
We bless the rains down in España..
Isn’t 80% of Spain already a dry, arid wasteland?
Mad Max!!!!!!!!!
I already live in a dry, arid wasteland
Yup, Mad Max atmosphere, no water, arabs and camels everywhere, you step inside España Vacia and you instantly die out of thirst. Don’t come 🙂
They’ll be coming up here for their holidays.
See ya in the next life Freund
Wait! I thought Spain was always the North Sahara desert?
By 2060, Belgium turns into Mars and Germany turns into a pair of capibaras.
Lolol yeah and Veneza and London due to thames are going to make water worlds. So far nothing.. crappy fake news..
So… what would be different?
Where will retired Finnish people move after that?
I’m already preparing for my Shai Hulud driving license exam.
YES! FINALLY! NO MORE OTHER COUNTRY IN IBERIAN UNIOUN. PORTUGAL WILL FINALLY TAKE ITS PLACE AS THE BIG DOG.
And we just elected a party which doesnt believe in climate change. You‘re welcome pedro!
Spanish Netherlands will return, because Geert will take what was once Pedro’s sand to build Almere 2
44 comments
What comes first? Spain under sand or the Netherlands under water?
If only half of you guiris would believe this and leave, it would be a massive W for us…
You can come stay with us if you want (for two seconds before we too turn into a dry, arid wasteland)
Dutch people are the best candidates for becoming the nomadic desert tribes of a desertic Spain right after the NL gets flooded by 2040
Can’t the Dutch give Pedro some water, in exchange for sand?
Sounds like Discount Emu land
But who will serve me my dos cervessa?
Never met a Dutch with a caravan and even less in Spain
We have tried countless times to convince the rain to go to Spain and never show its face again but alas, it’s amounted to nothing.
Spain, get a grip.
Yep, Spain is cooked. Apparently literally.
Heh… At least it will still be land, Kees…
if that finally stops the guiris from coming, I am in
Well, plant trees and stop selling water to Nestle and other large corporations.
Still better than… <insert worst favourite nation>
*Drying* Lands
I mean… Isnt allways been this way?
Easy, just cover the whole thing with solar panels. Free energy for the rest of us.
I don’t trust Swiss scientists it’s either a death machine or money laundering, they’re looking for a cheap way to buy some coastal land that’s all, please Pedro keep sending you fruit full of spanish water up north, it’s not going to be an issue, don’t trust the Swiss!
Perfect match for their productivity
What do they mean “by 2050”? It isn’t one already?
Least dramatic click-bait news outlet
That only applies for infra-ebro spainiards, here we are safe!
We bless the rains down in España..
Isn’t 80% of Spain already a dry, arid wasteland?
Mad Max!!!!!!!!!
I already live in a dry, arid wasteland
Yup, Mad Max atmosphere, no water, arabs and camels everywhere, you step inside España Vacia and you instantly die out of thirst. Don’t come 🙂
They’ll be coming up here for their holidays.
See ya in the next life Freund
Wait! I thought Spain was always the North Sahara desert?
By 2060, Belgium turns into Mars and Germany turns into a pair of capibaras.
Lolol yeah and Veneza and London due to thames are going to make water worlds. So far nothing.. crappy fake news..
So… what would be different?
Where will retired Finnish people move after that?
I’m already preparing for my Shai Hulud driving license exam.
YES! FINALLY! NO MORE OTHER COUNTRY IN IBERIAN UNIOUN. PORTUGAL WILL FINALLY TAKE ITS PLACE AS THE BIG DOG.
And we just elected a party which doesnt believe in climate change. You‘re welcome pedro!
Spanish Netherlands will return, because Geert will take what was once Pedro’s sand to build Almere 2
https://preview.redd.it/755687cvyyrd1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=042ca8d50d4a50e1d5b353234591fe674a5e9e33
Unlikely
What if we bring all the Gerolsteiner mineral water to you since nobody here wants it anymore?
Me on the northwest looking at the dry lands below while I take a shower under a waterfall: 🥵
“scientists”
Or the Gulf Stream halts, Europe freezes and South Europe turns into a cold but livable place.
What’s your bet?
I have to wait 26 more years ??
Fuck it, I will start mining cryptos in Berlin to accelerate the process