Donald Trump suggests Tropical Storm suddenly ‘became Hurricane’

Posted by Son0fSanf0rd

40 comments
  1. Much like how Harris suddenly became black.

    “For many years, this was a tropical storm and now suddenly it’s a hurricane?”

  2. “Does it identity as a hurricane or a cis-woman? I respect both. Not as much a real hurricane or cis man. But I respect rain.” – Trump probably

  3. We track storms in my class as part of geography etc… my *third graders* understand how tropical storms become hurricanes. This man is ridiculous.

  4. The paper he read from sounded like it was written by a badly-homeschooled kid of about 13. Poorly worded and just plain wrong.

  5. I get discouraged thinking of the millions of people who vote for him.  So much stupidity out there

  6. Former Wharton Professor William T. Kelly  “Donald Trump Was the Dumbest Goddam Student I Ever Had.”

  7. Trump’s is truly otherworldly stupidity, the kind one imagines would arise were two morons named Moe and Ron to successfully mate. 

  8. It seems so obviously a parody, but everyone in the comments think this actually happened. There should be a satire tag or something.

  9. I honestly go to the end of the quote before I could tell this was satirical.

    Parody is so hard to detect these days.

  10. I always wonder-who are the goons standing behind and beside him? Are they hearing what we hear? How can they take this seriously? They can’t truly believe this guy’s on the level, can they?

  11. The fuck he there for anyways? Ain’t nothing he can do about it, unless the shoe and coin income gonna help

  12. If only Trump had been President, he could have solved this with a mere wave of his reality/hurricane altering marker

  13. When an area of low pressure and warm ocean water temperatures love each other very much.

  14. Yo, why is OP so mad that this is indistinguishable from reality? It’s barely over the top. Barely.

  15. Damn these Transatlantic Tropical Storms! Always coming out and telling us they’re hurricanes and stuff! I don’t care what you identify as I’m gonna search you up on StormHub, blowing stuff around and getting things wet then complain that you’re destroying traditional family values!

  16. is this really happening ffs

    Sharpie Gate 2024! , deploy the weather nukes! Sleepy Joe and Kamala don’t know weather like I do – I approve of this message, send me more money, god bless America

  17. It’s so weird how you can just phrase anything conspiratorially now.

    “Just this morning there was bright light outside, and just a short twelve hours later it is dark. *Coincidence?”*

  18. Trans-weather teaching in grade-school *must* stop! Our kids are corrupting our storms with this deviant behavior!

  19. WHO TF VOTES FOR THIS CLOWN? I AM GOING TO LOSE MY S**T IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIM ANOTHER FOUR YEARS. SOMEONE KICK THIS PENCIL 📝 N MY EYE!!!

  20. The liberals they take your children and tropical storms and let school perform operations without asking and boom you get a hurricane. /s

  21. “She could have prevented this from becoming a hurricane with a Sharpie, but she refused to act! Why didn’t she use the Sharpie to change the course of the storm?”

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